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I say, I say, excuse me lady’s and gentlemen of the jury, but this here story is as hollow as my learned colleagues head is, this isn’t one of them there usual rants about Mr Kyle Flanagan … no sireeee it isn’t …. My colleague knows he’s outta here faster than that 24 hour ban he himself has recently had…
I believe lady’s and gentlemen that my colleague here is movin onta greener pastures, and
evidence number 1 … is that there fancy new avatar of his …
evidence number 2 … I found out, he’s requested a new name, no prizes for guesses who that’ll be centred around.
(Shhhhh. But I’ve got $10 on “Mahphoney” in the pool)
EVIDENCE, I say EVIDENCE … number 3 … you’ll find in hundreds of his Mahoney bashing comments throughout this here fine and distinguished forum.
Yes sir … let me tell you something for nothing …. this here is one big cockamamie story to discredit our #9 Mr Reed Mahoney just because under pressure to lead he’s had a couple of off games.
What he calls irrefutable proof is looser than little jimmy’s momma at a barn dance on the 4th of Jeelyy …
Let me put this to you lady’s and gentleman … now hold onta your hats here cause this proof proves that his IRREFUTABLE PROOF is refutable !!!
Ya ready now !!
Mr Mahoney & Mr Burton are both captains of that team he’s hog wallowing on about.
So it stands to reason your honour that both statements made by mr Ciraldo are quite actually both correct ..
Theres been no demotion of our #9 Mr Mahoney … because it’s both his & Burtons team ta lead ..
There’s only been one demotion here, and outta respect for what’s been done to a grizzly death, I’ll leave it to the jury to decide who that is …
I rest my case lady’s & gentlemen …. because there’s just no more anyone can say to refute that … I call for a mistrial on the grounds that the accuser is a bit fruity loopy ..