Boy killed anally when office chair explodes

[deimus]

http://i.gizmodo.com/5157354/boy-killed-anally-when-office-chair-explodes

Well, stories don't get much worse than this. A 14-year-old boy in China was killed when his chair exploded, sending chunks of metal into his rectum. The bleeding this caused killed him. The alleged explosion came from the gas cylinder that was in the base of the chair, the part that allowed the user to adjust the seat up and down. The canister gets compressed when you sit on it, but can it actually create enough energy to make the seat cushion explode like that and kill a man? I doubt it, but this is what people are reporting.

 

[Berries]

I loled

 

[Mitch Connor]

Bahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

 

[(((((SMACK)))))]

1 boy 1 chair

 

[BootS]

copterroflbangbangchair

those wacky asians

 

[deimus]

Is it for real?

 

[mofo sixx]

sucks to be him

 

[bLaQDoG..]

Ouch - is there any truth to this?

Sounds kinda sus - it sounds absurd that you could bleed to death getting shot up the arse. People get fisted up there and can still walk on two legs

 

[XxFoVoSxX]

i LOLED hard LMFAO


oh man thats bad taste..i shouldnt be laughing but i am

 

[XxFoVoSxX]

Ouch - is there any truth to this?

Sounds kinda sus - it sounds absurd that you could bleed to death getting shot up the arse. People get fisted up there and can still walk on two legs

you know this how?

are you hinting towards something?

 

[mofo sixx]

the ultimate insult is to die in a way strangers find amusing.

 

[bLaQDoG..]

you know this how?

are you hinting towards something?

Yeah - childhood experiences with my dads foot whenever I got caught out of line

 

[mofo sixx]

Yeah - childhood experiences with my dads foot whenever I got caught out of line

your dads foot exploded in your ass?

sure it was his foot?

 

[JAMAL BRO]

lol

 

[XxFoVoSxX]

the ultimate insult is to die in a way strangers find amusing.

hit the nail on the head right there

Yeah - childhood experiences with my dads foot whenever I got caught out of line

haha hmmm im not quite sure that was your dads foot

 

[deimus]

the ultimate insult is to die in a way strangers find amusing.

I'm thinking about using that as my signature.

 

[bLaQDoG..]

your dads foot exploded in your ass?

sure it was his foot?

haha hmmm im not quite sure that was your dads foot

U guys are so sick lol...

Talk about taking a joke too far

 

[Dognacious]

For when whoopie cushions are just not enough fun anymore.....

 

[..shurrup..]

if this is real...thats horrible

 

[deimus]

So who's sitting on a nice comfy chair like that right now?