..shurrup..
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too bad if you have already heard them!
There was a blonde, a brunette and a red head....they died and Jesus came to them...He said: " i am going to tell you 100 jokes, if you dont start laughing you will go to heaven!"
the brunette was first she started laughing at the first joke so was sent to hell
the red head went next, she started laughing after the third joke, she also went to hell
the blonde haired girl got up to the 99th joke and started lauging...
Jesus said, "what is wrong with you, you had one more joke left?"
she replied,
"i just got the first joke!"
next joke:
a naturally blonde haired chick dyed her hair brown....she went up to a farmer, she said to him if i can count your sheep, can i have one? he said yes....so she counted his sheep and he said she could have one....so she picked one up and put it into her car.....the farmer then said, "if i can guess your natural hair colour, can i have my dog back?"
There was a blonde, a brunette and a red head....they died and Jesus came to them...He said: " i am going to tell you 100 jokes, if you dont start laughing you will go to heaven!"
the brunette was first she started laughing at the first joke so was sent to hell
the red head went next, she started laughing after the third joke, she also went to hell
the blonde haired girl got up to the 99th joke and started lauging...
Jesus said, "what is wrong with you, you had one more joke left?"
she replied,
"i just got the first joke!"
next joke:
a naturally blonde haired chick dyed her hair brown....she went up to a farmer, she said to him if i can count your sheep, can i have one? he said yes....so she counted his sheep and he said she could have one....so she picked one up and put it into her car.....the farmer then said, "if i can guess your natural hair colour, can i have my dog back?"