BLACK!.... need help!

[Realist90]

Anyone know wtf this black spider is?

 

[CrittaMagic69]

It's a black house spider, probably.

 

[Blue_boost]

Dont look friendly ..

Kill it

 

[south of heaven]

looks like a funnel Web
but small where you find it?

 

[The DoggFather]

Get it drunk lol

 

[Typical dog]

Let it bite you so the hospital can do tests to find out what it is

 

[Realist90]

looks like a funnel Web
but small where you find it?

So..... funny story.....
I was innocently chucking a piss, then this black **** comes out of nowhere. I couldn’t do anything except wait to see if it’s gonna attack lol. I did a metal gear solid sneak out of the bathroom after I finished peeing. Sprayed the fkr to death, put it in a jar, sprayed in the jar, then drowned it in metho.

 

[Realist90]

Get it drunk lol

I drowned it in metho haha

 

[Realist90]

Dont look friendly ..

Kill it

The greenies will lose their mind bro.

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Looks like a Funnel Web, but pretty small. Could be a black house spider.

 

[Noeasyday]

Did it taste like chicken?

 

[Realist90]

Looks like a Funnel Web, but pretty small. Could be a black house spider.

It was huge before it died (it’s dead in the jar and shrivelled up). It looked like a dam mouse bro.

 

[Realist90]

Did it taste like chicken?

Na but it’s got a good protein amount

 

[Hacky McAxe]

It was huge before it died (it’s dead in the jar and shrivelled up). It looked like a dam mouse bro.

Decent chance it could be a mouse spider. Less deadly than a Funnel Web but still pretty bad if it bites you. Painful as all buggery.

 

[Doggone1975]

Become spiderbogan

 

[dogzofwar]

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Anyone know wtf this black spider is?

If I found that fucker in my house I would burn the **** to the ground

 

[Realist90]

Decent chance it could be a mouse spider. Less deadly than a Funnel Web but still pretty bad if it bites you. Painful as all buggery.

I wanna take it out the jar at one point and spread it out take a photo and try Id it. Either way, I literally never felt uneasy from a spider before this fkr. It’s too big for a black house spider bro.

 

[Motorhead]

I drowned it in metho haha

Buzz Rothfield would be jealous.

 

[Motorhead]

Looks like a Funnel Web, but pretty small. Could be a black house spider.

Or a wolf spider.

 

[south of heaven]

Buzz Rothfield would be jealous.

That's buzz's aussie version of tequila with a worm,metho with a funnel web,legend has it the toxicity of buzz's liver is so high he could kill a brown snake with 1 bite