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Every day dozens of Bulldogs fans are diagnosed with BSDS (Brandon Smith Derangement Syndrome). While not life threatening, this chronic condition is extremely debilitating and can have major impacts on a kenneler's quality of life. This is a very serious condition, yet 99 per cent of dogs fans have never heard it. Once contracted, the disease appears to be close to irreversible. Scientists are still searching for a cure, but in the meantime, the best defence against the disease is awareness. Being the highly thoughful and compassionate individual I am, I've decided to make it my personal mission to make as many kennelers as possible aware of this life altering condition. If I can prevent just one fan from contracting BSDS, I will truly be a hero. I have compiled a quick fact sheet on BSDS as the first step of following through on my mission statement.
What is BSDS?
A serious neurological condition which causes the afflicted person to erroneously assume Brandon Smith to be the solution to a wide array of every day problems (ie my electricity has been cut off, I'd better watch a Brandon Smith highlights package on my phone... or, my football team sucks. Brandon Smith will fix it.
What causes BSDS?
Exact causes are still unknown, but researchers believe it is likely the condition is caused by an ingrained sense of desperation caused by years of watching the Bulldogs struggle.
What are the symptoms?
Most common symptoms include:
The compulsive urge to throw away large sums of money
Thinking about Brandon Smith at all times of day, including during intercourse with romantic partners
The tendency to put cheese in places it doesn't belong (ie on jam sandwiches or in the dishwasher)
What are the treatment options?
There are currently no proven treatment options for BSDS, but scientists are looking at an experimental treatment which involves showing patients Harry Grant highlights packages so they can get an idea of what a real hooker looks like.
If you think you, or someone you know is displaying symptoms of BSDS, call the BSDS helpline on (02) 6491 7762
What is BSDS?
A serious neurological condition which causes the afflicted person to erroneously assume Brandon Smith to be the solution to a wide array of every day problems (ie my electricity has been cut off, I'd better watch a Brandon Smith highlights package on my phone... or, my football team sucks. Brandon Smith will fix it.
What causes BSDS?
Exact causes are still unknown, but researchers believe it is likely the condition is caused by an ingrained sense of desperation caused by years of watching the Bulldogs struggle.
What are the symptoms?
Most common symptoms include:
The compulsive urge to throw away large sums of money
Thinking about Brandon Smith at all times of day, including during intercourse with romantic partners
The tendency to put cheese in places it doesn't belong (ie on jam sandwiches or in the dishwasher)
What are the treatment options?
There are currently no proven treatment options for BSDS, but scientists are looking at an experimental treatment which involves showing patients Harry Grant highlights packages so they can get an idea of what a real hooker looks like.
If you think you, or someone you know is displaying symptoms of BSDS, call the BSDS helpline on (02) 6491 7762
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