Assassin's Update Thread [Restricted - R18+]

[Stoofy]

I haven't been on here for a while due to work commitments & also the poor form of our team has pissed my off.

Having red the whole thread my problems are NOT problems at all.

Hang in there Assassin! Your a good man & your family demands it.

Also a big congrats to all the people involved with the support. Well done guys!

 

[Mr Invisible]

So... give us an update on Fart Wars...

Is your new ward suitable enough for throwing down the flatulence gauntlet, or are there others in there that won't appreciate a good ol fashioned fart?

 

[The DoggFather]

So... give us an update on Fart Wars...

Is your new ward suitable enough for throwing down the flatulence gauntlet, or are there others in there that won't appreciate a good ol fashioned fart?

Fkn lol, I'm at Fairfield hospital now in CCU which are are all private rooms thank God.

The nurses treat me extra special because I have been in here so many times so it's all good.

 

[The DoggFather]

I haven't been on here for a while due to work commitments & also the poor form of our team has pissed my off.

Having red the whole thread my problems are NOT problems at all.

Hang in there Assassin! Your a good man & your family demands it.

Also a big congrats to all the people involved with the support. Well done guys!

Thanks brother, the support has been amazing on here.

 

[The DoggFather]

There's quite a few dickwads I know, just give me the word and I'll rip out their hearts for you. A butter knife will be okay for my transplant attempt, right?

Butter knife sounds perfect lol

 

[Stoofy]

Thanks brother, the support has been amazing on here.

Have they given you an indication of how long the wait will be for a new heart?

Your still young & healthy so you must be first in line, right?

Tell them that your a mad Bulldog supporter & our halves are not doing you any favors!

 

[Mr Invisible]

Couple of videos I'm sure you'll appreciate.

Strong Language Warning & NSFW

[video=youtube;9NN243wucUk]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NN243wucUk[/video]


[video=youtube;JCyAXhesskA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCyAXhesskA[/video]

 

[The DoggFather]

Have they given you an indication of how long the wait will be for a new heart?

Your still young & healthy so you must be first in line, right?

Tell them that your a mad Bulldog supporter & our halves are not doing you any favors!

I'm on the list now thank God but it kinda doesn't work like that. Whoever the next heart matches, gets it. It can be 2 hours, 2 days, 2 weeks, whenever bro.

 

[The DoggFather]

couple of videos i'm sure you'll appreciate.

Strong language warning & nsfw

[video=youtube;9nn243wucuk]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nn243wucuk[/video]


[video=youtube;jcyaxhesska]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcyaxhesska[/video]

l-o-****ing-l

 

[south of heaven]

Fkn lol, I'm at Fairfield hospital now in CCU which are are all private rooms thank God.

The nurses treat me extra special because I have been in here so many times so it's all good.

Extra special hey......... ya make them milk the prostate dont ya , ya dirty dog lol

 

[The DoggFather]

Extra special hey......... ya make them milk the prostate dont ya , ya dirty dog lol

Lol i need some sort of entertainment lol

 

[Mr 95%]

Fkn lol, I'm at Fairfield hospital now in CCU which are are all private rooms thank God.

The nurses treat me extra special because I have been in here so many times so it's all good.

All my power to you brother..all of it!!

 

[The DoggFather]

Thank you brother, you guys are ****ing awesome and a massive help.

 

[south of heaven]

Lol i need some sort of entertainment lol

Lol just as long as you dont get a male nurse with fingers the size of big dicks or you be crawling around the ground like a dog with an itchy arse probably ****ing howling like 1 also

 

[Abdul..]

Let's see if the Gunners can throw in a win to compensate for the miserable dogs.

I truly wish you a speedy return to full health.

 

[Legend23]

Fuk yea brother im a liverpool fan but will bw cheering on the gunners tonight cant stand mourinho and hope by some miracle u guys can catch them in the title race seeing my lot are pathetic

 

[The DoggFather]

Thanks boys, i wish i can watch it. I'll be refreshing livescore like a mofo tonight lol

 

[The DoggFather]

Lol just as long as you dont get a male nurse with fingers the size of big dicks or you be crawling around the ground like a dog with an itchy arse probably ****ing howling like 1 also

Bahahahahahahahahha you graphic **** lol

 

[Legend23]

Bro how good is glendoggies post in the brett finch thread just read it and lol'd

 

[The DoggFather]

Bro how good is glendoggies post in the brett finch thread just read it and lol'd

Lol I'm sick of his arrogant posts putting the whole Kennel down.

Like I told him, if he doesn't like it here he can fuk right off. A lot of good people on here, this thread proves it.