I fucked your sister,
I fucked your cat,
Tried to fuck your mum
But the bitch was too fat
Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You don't know how shit you are.
Roses are red,
Violet are blue.
Grimace likes Cheeseburgers
and RaeRae does too
Peter Peter pumpkin eater
Had a wife, he loved to beat her
Slapped her twice across the head
F****d her ass, then went to bed
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Thought I was farting,
Turned out to be poo
Peter Peter 6 foot tall,
Had 2 wives and beat them all.
Glassed the bitches 'cross their mouths,
Offered a 3 year deal with Souths
Peter Peter hormone booster,
Signed a contract as a Rooster.
Had a whinge and said "I'm bored"
So uncle Nick gave him a Ford
There was a young man called Zee
Who's cock hung down to his knee
With balls like pumpkins
He fucked country bumpkins
As he shouted out with glee !
There was a horny Indian from Logan
Who shagged a blonde headed bogan
Imagine the surprise when he opened his eyes
And saw he had just fucked Paul hogan
A man calling from Amex named Zee,
Was determined to not leave me be,
He was a Bulldogs fan,
And an Indian Man
And whipped up a wicked cur-ry.
There once was a guy named @Zee
Who could actually project his pee,
So in the toilet he did stray,
Showing of his majestic spray,
Right into the opening mouth of Carney!
If tequila was water,
And I were a duck,
I'd swim to the bottom
And never come up.
But tequila isn't water,
and I'm not a duck,
So just pass me a bottle,
And shut the fuck up!
Sing to the tune of Barbie Girl
I'm a Lebo guy,
In my Gemini.
My name is Asha,
And I can smash ya.
You can brush my hair,
I have it everywhere.
Our destination,
Lakemba Station.
There once was a man named @Zee
Whose dick was stung by a bee
It near doubled in size
I kid you no lies
But still it was so hard to see!
Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
Whilst in the rose garden,
I stepped in dog poo.
Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
I love saving money,
So must be a Jew!
Kissing is a habit
Sexing is a game
Guys get all the pleasure
Girls get all the pain
The guy says i love you
You believe its true
But when your tummy starts to swell,
He says 'to hell with you'
10 minutes of pleasure
9 months in pain
3 days in hospital
A child without a name
The baby is innocent
The mother is a wh*re
This never would've have happened
If the rubber never torn
Roses are red,
But wiltered and dead
Just like buzz rothfield
And his dick for a head.
I mix a whiskey drink
I mix a vodka drink
And when I have to pee
I use the kitchen sink
Thanks to
@ASSASSIN , Mr Invisible,
@rainman ,
@Mr 95%
