He’s the supreme leader of Fucktardia.
State of mind/place of mental residence of a fucktard; those engaged in fucktardary
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Fucktardia is a far-off, magical land filled with wonderous works of stupidity, and great triumphs of brianlessness.
To get there, one must sail across the sea of stupidity, journey through the facepalm forest, climb the mountains of
dumbassery, cross the river of retardation, and you will come upon the land of Fucktardia.
Fucktardia has a diverse and surprisingly large population. The largest city in the land of Fucktardia is its capitol; Fucktardingtonsworthingham.
The great city of Fucktardingtonsworthingham is a beautiful city, with many famous landmarks, including
the Cathedral of Atheism,
the Sara Palin monument, and, most importantly, the palace of the king of Fucktardia.
The king of Fucktardia is descended from a royal line of only the most stupid, null-minded, mind-bogglingly
fucktarded. It is law, however, that if one can prove himself more fucktarded than the king, they will be crowned king of Fucktardia. George W. Bush did so in 2003.
The people of Fucktardia are called Fucktards, who speak
Fucktarded, which is a language very similar to english, but lacks grammatical structure or proper syntax. 99% of the population practices the religion of
Fucktardary. The other religion practiced by the remaining 1% is Atheism, because everyone knows that it's a religion. (Duh)