News Alan Jones Retiring

This is so wrong but funny
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&sou...BMAB6BAgAEAE&usg=AOvVaw0ZiLrEcAqaIQZQ0b6kx0ZY

 

This be very true..he did speak at my benefit night when asked too..and he has done that for many others..

 

Absolute piece of shit Alan Jones

 

Some other biased, pompous piece of shit will replace him.

 

Are you gunna audition.. you do not fit the criteria..but I’d love to hear you on the radio..Everyone would be a c$&t..friend and foe!!

ps..Ben Fordham is replacing Jones..he won’t last.. Hadley well up taking up the mic..sheesh a mega loudmouth!!

 

Good riddance, then moron fordham is taking over

 

I'll take the job if it's me and @south of heaven

That Fordham c*** is a bigger piece of shit than the old poof. Smug little mofo.

 

I think I get you?
He is another Kevin Spacey.

 

More eyes on than hands on..

 

The Dream team.. You have heard of the Two Ronnies? And their sign off..’Its goodnight from me.’ ‘And it’s goodnight from him.’ You’d be the The two C$#ts.. sign off would be ‘Its f&$k off from me.’ ‘And it’s f$#k off from him!’

 

Finding a family-friendly timeslot might be a bit difficult bro!
1am-2am: get the meth heads and night-owl dole bludgers on the air lol. Intro music could be the Bunnies club song

 

Can we get you as a regular guest host?

 

You betcha!
I'll make sure my bestest flanno is washed and ironed lol

 

A reporter walked into the dressing room after a game one day
Seen a few of the players with their cocks in ice

“What are you doing?”

Players: “ Al likes a few cold ones after the game”

 

That is true, I can't deny that he has been a philanthropist. So he should be though, he's got more money than the Queen (no pun intended).
Pity he's so polarising in every other way though - generous to those he likes and who agree with him and your worst enemy if you got him offside.
I've personally met him through work in the past and found him terribly rude and self absorbed which I'm well informed is more often the case than not by those who worked closely with him but would never go on the record.
Obviously had a successful broadcasting career, but I'm glad to see him gone - we live in a different era to the shock jock now.

 

He was shoved out the door.. they wouldn't pay him out if he left on his accord.

If his health is to blame , how is he healthy for sky but not radio? Come on.

The Jacinta ardern comments was the noose round his neck

 

Since I can't stand the old poof, what he say about Ardern?

 

Tore strips off her how she handled the covid-19 going into lockdown early and level 4 restrictions.

I actually think she led the way

 

So it's alright for a leader of another nation to tell us what we should be doing on the scam of climate change? If you want to believe the greenie dribble go vote for them...then don't be surprised when we commit economic suicide. Or watch Michael Moore's doco Planet of the Humans to get some perspective.

 

AJ doesn't need your approval halfwit. Go back to digging trenches. Ive met AJ at a charity function. A kinder human being whose across his brief and can articulate an argument better than anyone I've ever met....sentiments echoed by John Howard, Tony Abbott, Ricky Stuart, Graham Richardson, Steve Waugh, James Packer, Rupert Murdoch, John Quayle...countless others in media, the arts, sports, politics. But hey you know better than any of these luminaries right? Give yourself an uppercut. What's the expression...If brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose springs to mind. Lets see how articulate you are at 79 loser.