News Adam Elliott is going to the finals, baby!

Adam idiot 103kg

Reed 86 kg, there's a reason for reeds missed tackles when he puts himself in the front line and doesn't get support from his forward pack


Idiot 10 hit ups, 96m metre

An ineffective powder puff for a forward, who if he didn't play with a big forward pack would be far more exposed with missed tackles because he's hanging on for dear life in the majority of his tackles and unable to stop them (ie there'd be a lot more tackles busts against him)

Glad he's not our problem anymore
You don’t need body mass to make a tackle. The hooker is literally supposed to be the best and most reliable defender on the team, yet you shitcan Elliott for missing as many tackles as Reed does in a good day.

He’s made the finals two years in a row. Probably glad we’re not his problem anymore lololol
 
If he was still playing for us he'd be a stand out forward in our pack of duds.
what he really meant to say was:

If he was still playing for us he'd be a stand out forward in our pack if they dropped their duds.
 
what he really meant to say was:

If he was still playing for us he'd be a stand out forward in our pack if they dropped their duds.
Both statements are true, tbh.
 
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If he was still playing for us he'd be a stand out forward in our pack of duds.

To be honest, any swinging dick could walk into our team and upstage our forward pack
 
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So this coming Monday his dick will be out at it again haha?
 
Elliott is happy off the field, you will see his best footy.

A lot of the times that is something that is overlooked. Sure you can train hard and be punctual but if you’re not happy away from work that can impact your ability to perform.
 
Guess he was afraid of losing Millie, so locked that bitch down with a ring on her finger.
I wish Millie well.

As for Michael Carayannis, Rugby League wedding of the year, pfft, that goes to the Kings!
 
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Elliott is happy off the field, you will see his best footy.

A lot of the times that is something that is overlooked. Sure you can train hard and be punctual but if you’re not happy away from work that can impact your ability to perform.
Another Gus masterstroke letting this champion go when most of our current pack couldn’t bend a pipe cleaner
 
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