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Wow, that amount of sand in your vagina must chafe terribly.

It's not negative about women, just their psychotic tendencies. The only positive about your church is the results of STD tests performed on the innocent altar boys defiled by filthmongers.

No, ALL.

Skippy, I reckon we've found the exception to the NOT ALL rule.

Yet if we lived by the same principle, it would be classified as emotional abuse right?

That's a crock of shit sorry Packy. Hormones make me want to belt customers at work, make me want to strangle kids at times and make me want to lose my shit in answer to lunatic female tendencies. I don't allow myself to act on these urges though, as I know it would be wrong. Women seem to have...

Wolfmother- is it a conscious decision to go overboard with your reactions? Do you even realise how insane your rants sound?

That's just one way we allow you to feel needed!

Haha, I would have done that anyway, only turned Slayer off to watch Richard Pryor. It just seems sometimes, if it wasn't for the having to have sex with dudes, gay life would be a breeze.

Pretty basic premise, I love my girl but fmd they can do a man's head in more than the sight of Mong headed Kris Keating in a Dogs jersey . Discuss.

Kill it with fire.

My point is that it's either the 'word of God' or it isn't. The idea of being able to select convenient verses and disregard those that contravene your viewpoint is completely abhorrent to me. That is why I regard you and your kind as fanatical zealots, completely disconnected from reality.

So you're happy to just pick and choose the parts of the bible that suit your viewpoint?

Should have been miss Straya, I would eat the corn out of her sh*t

I'm visiting bLaQdOg's nether regions for Xmas, does that count?

12 week old bull terrier, full bogan dog. Called him Diesel cause I'm classy as faaarrk

My old man had a garden hose that ended up roughly a foot long, still remember the day he figured out why it kept getting shorter 6 inches at a time hahaha

Do you remember belting your siblings with a broom handle, pretending you were Monkey Magic? Good times, good times.

You dig on Slayer, big ups there.

I have my moments....

I forgot Kaiju! Another DIPA that makes one's pubes twitch.

It's not really a meat though. That's like calling Budweiser beer.

Best thread on here but there's some comments that make me want to he-bitch manslap negroes. XXXX and I have a very open relationship these days, following are some of my favorites. Milk and Two Sugars- 30000 shots of espresso in every keg. Tasty, tasty beer with a hit like crack...

Oh hai

Kawana here. Milk fried wings with blue cheese sauce. JIMP.

Did you get to try Hop, Collaborate and Glisten? Oh sweet baby cheeses, so good.

I assume it's because of the Rothschild family?

Good steak, bloody as hell. Pig in any form is delicious. Good pies. Chicken is my favorite salad ingredient, unsure why Rammstein has mentioned it in this thread though?

Not to mention the corporations, being all corporationy.

Yeah yeah son, it's well past time to bring back institutions like the Echidna appreciation thread, Davo and BootS. Good to see C.K. and K.E still about. Unsurprisingly Rodzilla is still here, one assumes still hanging off his mother's withered dugs and batting off to amputee midget porn.

Pure winning

Can I get WAAAASSSSSUUUUUPPPP?

Dude. Baby jokes are hilarious.

Mate, you've got to go the bushranger turd. Back ya arse up to a spinifex Bush the just stand and deliver.

Not all of my posts are bigoted rants

Mate, I gave up on the kennel many moons ago. Since checking back in, I'm conflicted. There are a number of good posters that inspire and embrace banter- including you conspiracy theory nutters hahaha! Sadly there a number of douches that are purely unwilling to entertain the notion that there...

I suggest a reality, 'Survivor' type arrangement based in the Simpson desert to decide who stays. If you manage a couple of months there, whether through Bush craft or cannibalism- you're the type Australia needs. Time for some true Darwinian methods to enhance our nation and weed out the...

Positives- freedom to practise any faith insofar as it doesn't interfere with another's personal freedom, including my right to atheism - the opportunity for any willing person to improve their life to the degree they're willing to push themselves - XXXX Bitter - The Black Bunny kitchen at...

White and consistently right

Not all mods are as sad as Mr Invisible

What's more fun than swinging your baby on the clothesline? Stopping it with a shovel.

Sorry, having had sex and leaving my house on a regular basis I have no idea what this faecal thread is about. Sounds well gay though.

Damn Macedonian gaylords with their misshapen heads and penchant for buggery.

Idiots. Baby jokes are hilarious. Maybe we need a baby jokes thread?

Osman

Cannot believe the abortion thread was deleted- there was ample evidence in favour of abortion on show.

They're good, their oral performance improves daily. Banjo skills also coming along nicely.

Read the book.

Hi K.E. How's the chlamydia?

Hahaha! Have you even read the ****ing thing? Shit is brutal. And of course Jesus was down with hookers, he had kids with one.

Correct. Pride in having my own moral compass rather than relying on a selection of fables cobbled together by bronze age goat herders.

Should my moral outlook include beating, raping and shaming children into suicide- then refusing their burial in consecrated ground because the mortal sin is clearly with the victim and not the predator? Should it includes slavery, infanticide, rape, genocide..... Just how much of your holy book...

Zealots are anyone ridiculous enough to be mindlessly blinded by faith.

Anyone is welcome to their faith, in most people I see it as a valuable part of the person they have become. Zealots of all types are a different story. Them, I happily wish dead.

Can you explain to me why unborn children are more important to your God than the firstborn children he allegedly ordered massacred because someone dissed his posse?

Lamb is delicious, therefore the death of sheep is of no consequence haha

Are you incapable of rational thought? Why is it necessary to be spoon fed an outdated mantra spouted by the Vatican as opposed to constructing an opinion of your own?

That is complete horseshit. It's zealots like you too blinded by the dogma you've been force fed from birth that make a genocidal rampage look inviting to functioning humans. May you and all God bothering freaks contract Ebola.

$170 billion is a small fraction of what this scum organisation should be paying in taxes. Add to this figure the astronomical total they'd pay out if held accountable for their litany of criminal acts..... If the world possessed true justice the den of human putrefaction that is the Vatican...

Because I am G.O.D

Just posting for da monies

Breeding clicker beetles is my life

Oh thats cold

Gayest shit ever. Man up and puch fark out of a weaker person. This is the way to true inner pube twitchingness.

Wow. Weeping vaginas have taken the kennel. Give her the right to continue making your sandwiches for another year ffs. If she's particularly high maintenance then you could throw in the dick in the box but this should be a last resort or your womenfolk will become uppity and start demanding...

As a xmas present I thought i'd drop in and see how greatly you have missed me. Echidnas4lyf

Where is Hickey you degenerate fcking plebs

Bumped, just posting for the moniez

Well I'm a ghost, so pretty bad

I played guitar for a pretty bitching metal band until some busted arse psycho shot me while I was performing on stage. Now I just harass shit out of regular folks, scare children and fornicate with sleeping women. Regularly wish my fingers had some kind of real mass so I could shred the fark...

This place has gone to shiiiiiiittt, who the **** drinks booze ass to mouth?

Winning

Wow, I don't really know what most of that stuff is. But going by the answers I'm guessing you mean you have a lot of female friends. Because you are gay. In the anus. With dudes.

I have no idea, do you drink, what do you drink and are you universally known as a deadset prick? Do you like heavy metal, and are you biased against all people that aren't you? These are the type of questions I would need to address to answer your enquiry.

C unt, that is

****

Just simmer

I have checked some of his work, and seems like he's almost offensive enough to be a 'lation of mine hahaha. Slayer love represent yo

*cue banjo solo* naw soooonnnn, ah'm livin that thar movie out in real life

I've missed you Khool Eri, your hirsute Jewry is the highlight of the kennel tbh

I wasn't talking about sexual preference ffs

They smell like cooked goat covered in garlic yo

Sup habs, have you moved all the ethnics on yet?

Lol, how long have you got hahaha. Got divorced, drank approx 10000 litres of whiskey, moved towns but still working in same town, met new woman , had lots of really good sex. Etc, etc.

Discus with mongoose is a cat fancier and so on

What is up my niggers

I call bullshit on Rodzilla

Why would anyone do that? Sounds ghastly.

me too, I'm fapping with a full length mirror right now

and death to all who cuss out Brisbane riverwater, it makes XXXX Bitter you idiots

HEY! We love that shade of brown, Rodzilla can get ****ed

I would rather bbq my cock

the knock-kneed mongheaded bald ****er is no great loss

meh.

If we pick up Hoffman in exchange I'll be happy enough. More than capable player, and consistent.

good then. Move on.

Btrain lost most of the retards here when he used words containing more than two syllables and didn't use faggy abbreviations. Team Btrain 4 lyf

lmao at the torso baby

meh.

do you only use single chamber bongs? Double chamber is the best for a smooth smoke, but the added volume/required lung capacity is normally the issue- when you put that idea into a hookah with 4-6 hoses coming out, surely y'all are onto this?