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He would have been if he saw your picture...

Hasler has struck a deal. With manly a further 3 yrs.

In your bum, Least you will get it back. Soon.

Roosters - Pack of Useless ****s!!!!!!!!!!

Creagh?!?!?! You're ****in kidding. Watmough carried the backrow.

Fitzgibbon? WHAT THE ****?!?!?! I refuse to watch this game, they can all suck me off. Qld 40-0 every game. Like Manly. 40-0

O'Donnell> Watmough? Get ****ed. Bunch of arse ****ers.

Or something. Need maturity. **** these children. Pearce, Mullen Soward. GTFO little muppets. Orfords kicking, Barretts a proven NSW Champion. And the rest is just standard.

1.Stewart 2.Wolfman 3.Cooper 4.Hayne 5.Monaghan 6.Barrett 7.Orford 8.Kite 9.Ennis 10.Wayman 11.Watmough 12.Laffranchi 13.Glenn Stewart 14.Tupou 15.Bailey 16.Gidley 17.Perry

Haha Poor guy puts in his 2 cents and is a Dollar short. No Idea hey?

No they would have won 11-10 you ****ing retard.

No Every other islander does, you might as well. I put corned beef in my bumhole and let the magpies eat it.

Hahaha. I would say, It's not hot, Put it in your mouth.

Sorry :( Are you gonna put Corned Beef in there?

Blow Job. If a chick held my pecker and started blowing on it that would suck arse.

Sick Bro - Sick Brother. Sick **** - Vagina with the flu. The world's ****ed!

Yeah for sure. "I have a dream" Well i hope it was more important than getting shot in the face and dying.

Coca`ina.

Yeah. I'd rather be build like a human being than a Brick Toilet.

Pour the boiled water on noodles then put a bigger plate over the bowl your noodles are in to keep heat inside. Works much quicker.

Imagine that looking at you while she is smoking your pole. Stuff dreams are made of.

"Break my playstation and **** will hit the fan" So in other words, someone upsets you so you go and **** into a fan. That would just make you more upset.

Oh yeah. That's ****ing horrid.

Use the kettle.

Eff You See Kay Eee Dee

They're not laughing with you, they're laughing at you - No they're laughing at me because im telling the ****in joke. If they were laughing with me i'd be laughing too. Borrow something off someone. "Thats a Boomerang" **** mate it's a hammer if i throw it it isnt coming back. "You'd...

Butternut somethings.

He's a ****wit too.

I Used to hide my Pop's dentures and watch him try and eat his dinner. Was pretty amusing.

I heard she has Dredlocked Vaginal Hairs. She also ****ed Dr Phil with a Strap on.

Told i look Lebanese, Greek, Italian, Abbo well half cast anyway. People never believe i'm full aussie. Why coz i got black hair and dark brown eyes? **** off

hey dude.

I heard he has a Picro Menis.

For sure. I've already jacked off over her.

Manly will go back to back. Mark my words.

They're in the middle of the game. Why would you stop and clap the other team? After the game they all congratulated him and Watmough put his arm around him as they walked in the tunnel. Even after all the **** he copped.

Feel sorry for them. It's slack.

Rofl. Funny ay. That was a good one wasn't it. Correct me if i am wrong but he played for Australia last year and got 2nd rower of the year. Kimlo's mum - Sperm Bank.

To the dogs. They played awesome. Manly played like Poofters. But at the end of the Day Manly are still Premiers. 40-0. See ya in October.

I bet you got those in your shower.

I'm back.

Good Stuff.

Not bad. How's Chun Li?

So was the grandfinal. Any game against Manly is ****. There is no challenge. Wait til round one.

Great isn't it. WCC Champions also. Hurrah Hurrah. Anthony Watmough should be an immortal IMO.

Obviously manly... manly are premiers. For any of you who voted melbourne you're an idiot. Manly 40 - 0 melbourne. Yeah great 1679 combo. Manly warringah sea eagles 2008 premiers.

Lol @ your sig. Do you watch Hi-5 too?

Shouldn't you be off trying to suck Rami off??

I don't have aids man. I'm just hoping you get it :)

Yeah all good. Got a scar though. The ****in animal. I hope his slut of a girlfriend gives him herpes.

Round one will mean nothing. 40-0.

Har Har. That's a good one. I hope you get AIDS. :)

I havn't posted here in a while. Have any of you ****in missed me?

Seen a Dogs **** when it's Red? It looks like Lipstick. Happy New year. Go and whack off a labrador.

I like these shirts :) Yeah it's nothing at all really. Just the fact he glassed me pisses me off.

The thing is i didn't realise it was his mrs. I thought he was just some Jealous ********. But i was ina good mood i didn't snap at him for grabbing her i just said "Hey relax man" or something. The arsehole.

Agreed. Sickos all round.

Friday Night.

Yeah it broke but didnt shatter the bottom of the glass was what hit me.

Because if he was an arab he would have blown me up and if he was Greek he would have wanted to root my Anal. That is all im sorry :D:D:D

Haha yeah there is. This was with a bourbon glass though. Also the guy was an Aussie, Not Greek or Lebo before the trouble starts. :)

I also look like an Abbo in this picture. How ya goin cuz? Got a spare Dart for a Brother?

Glassing is Fun.

i just had on eup gotta resize you arse munch. :)

Yes.

Lucky i didnt lose my eye ****in arseholes!!! Some slut was dancing like a slut with my mate. Next minute the guy runs over and drags her around by the hair. I told him to relax, he glasses me, i punch the **** out of him, my workmate knees him in the face, he is seen later worse of than...

Your mums tits.

Two boys are playing football in a park near Belmore Oval, when one is attacked by a Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck. A reporter who is strolling by sees the incident, and rushes...

Don't be ****ing stupid.

A shanktathon. Everyone into a laundry of a housing comission flat in Waterloo armed with butchers knifes. Lights off, start shanking.

What a stupid Question. I'd rather sit there for 4 hours waiting for Axl Rose to get on stage than listen to a Bon Jovi album.

You're a champion. Let me know bud. I'll pm you my phone number in case i dont check on here and you have a spare.

Hahahaha. Rofl @ the Smackie one. Dead giveaway.

Atb. But he is naked this time.

Yeah i've never had one. The boys get into them. Bit of Gas and grog does me fine.

Yeah im gonna sus out Ebay for Good Vibes tix. I also know a scalpers number ill suss him out too.

Who is going? Who has tickets for Sale? Preferably 2 Good vibes tix but if you have any Field Day tix let me know.

Does your sphincter GURN after you shelve 2 or 3 mistubishis? You going to Good Vibes?

Haha. Good one.

Skin tag or foreskin? Speaking of which. Apparently when Soliola was born he was about to get circumsized but the doctor said he couldnt let a man grow up without a Penis.

Yeah all aboard. Bring your great hat.

Like the Fail your Rexy was. Admit you only bought a WRX to substitute the small, limp worm that sleeps in your underwear.

hahahahahahahaha!!!

Muntville is a hard place.

I'd scratch them for sure. I wouldn't even try to fight it. As long as i got that scratch before i died. Sorry to hear about ur kids bike dude. ****in arseholes.

Munt, Munted, Munting. What a ****ing gay word. Who invented such a ****ed up word. "Dude i am munted." "I was munting hard" How ****ing stupid. Whoever says Munted is a Good for nothing No Hoper with a small **** or has Thrush for women. Regards, Custard The.

That because they have been calling for his head since 2005 and nothing happened.

I wouldn't piss on one personally.

Maybe i can talk about a skirt burger.

I wrote this half an hour ago. Only took me 2 mins. i was ashamed in case it sucked so i said my mate did it. Funny i was talking with my cousn he told me to do stand up. So i wrote a quick start up. Then i come here and Rodzilla says tha same thing. Lets do this together Mr Zilla...

I love you Rodzilla.

My mate is giving it a go and sent me this. He needs opinions. Would you laugh? It's only a short start took him 2 mins. ---------- Hi this is the first time i have done this. But there's a first time for everything. Well thats what the dirty bastard next door to me said anyway...

If i saw this guy i'd punch him square in the ****in mouth

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Manly - 08. 40-0. That is all. Greatest win Ever. Against a team Minor Premiers and Grand Finalists 3 years running. 40-0. That is all.

"It looks like your girl washed her face with a beartrap" "I'd rather get my **** slammed in the car door" Hahahaha! ****ing class!!!

i hate these bastards more. Am i allowed to kill them?

Are there two different types of these ****in arseholes? i have seen two different looking ones. I hate the ****s. i hate magpies too but i also like them because i saw one eating a baby Myna. Dirty little bastards kill em all!!!

Commit murder.

Wow that was clever. Get your **** out of your hand and your thongs out of you arse and do something useful you old Dero. Noone like a sweaty off cheese smelling bogan. Dude you wanted to root me and lick custard off my chest and here you are implying im a poofter. You have no idea. Good luck...