Coronavirus.

[CroydonDog]

I’m self isolating for 2 weeks. Fuck this lol.!!!

Have you stocked up on toilet paper at least?

But seriously, just make sure your internet bill has been paid, and you have plenty of moisturizer handy.

 

[Blue_boost]

Fucking blue boost can't help himself

I'm leaving work now, gotta grab what I can at Woolies.

I got word of a shipment of 6000 bottles of hand sanitiser on Wednesday. I'll go get half of it.

 

[Pity Fool]

They shouldn't have named it after a beer, tbh....everyone has a different opinion on what the worst one is. They should have named it after something or someone almost nobody likes....Danny Weidler virus, Jayne Azzopardi Virus, Karl Stefanovik virus or Samantha Armytage virus would be good shortlist options.

Germaine Greer virus or Hannah Gatsby virus would be more appropriate! Those bitches ruined the world with their infection called feminism...

 

[Scoooby]

Have you stocked up on toilet paper at least?

But seriously, just make sure your internet bill has been paid, and you have plenty of moisturizer handy.

Good one lol, I’ve got what I need haha

 

[The DoggFather]

I'm leaving work now, gotta grab what I can at Woolies.

I got word of a shipment of 6000 bottles of hand sanitiser on Wednesday. I'll go get half of it.

They reckon still not as effective as scrubbing for 30 seconds with soap and water.

 

[Mr 95%]

I’m self isolating for 2 weeks. Fuck this lol.!!!

Im going deep deep undercover..

 

[Rodzilla]

all incoming people must self isolate for 14 days

guaranteed this will increase tourism because guys will want to take their girlfriends here for 14 straight days of sex instead of boring sightseeing

 

[wendog33]

Victoria have enacted Martial law havent they?

Normally I'd say no, but our NSW Premier has already stated that police will force people to partake in the "voluntary" 14 day isolation. So that's verging on Martial Law there. Add to that all the panic people are already doing...

That said, Martial Law is highly unlikely in Australia. The only time it's ever been enacted was when it was used for genocide back in the early 1800s.

 

[south of heaven]

all incoming people must self isolate for 14 days

guaranteed this will increase tourism because guys will want to take their girlfriends here for 14 straight days of sex instead of boring sightseeing

Yep got my papers thismorn, I bet my left nut the 20 or so back packers who were on my plane have absolutely no intention of self isolation

 

[south of heaven]

Germaine Greer virus or Hannah Gatsby virus would be more appropriate! Those bitches ruined the world with their infection called feminism...

The Clementine virus, but that would cause world petrol shortages because face it if you were infected by Clementine there is only 1 cure

 

[Scoooby]

Yep got my papers thismorn, I bet my left nut the 20 or so back packers who were on my plane have absolutely no intention of self isolation

Your right. Today tourists coming into NZ refused to self isolate, and they wonder why this shit is spreading an getting out of hand,selfish/arrogant assholes, makes me mad.

 

[south of heaven]

Your right. Today tourists coming into NZ refused to self isolate, and they wonder why this shit is spreading an getting out of hand,selfish/arrogant assholes, makes me mad.

I honestly think it's a bit full on but we are in uncharted territory so I guess I have no problem doing what is asked .a **** from oz got back from France last week got tested for the virus because he believes he may had it.he flew to Wellington on Sat before the Drs gave the verdict he tested positive why the fuck did he leave oz in the first place knowing there's a big chance he had the virus and potentially putting people at risk.
I have no problem bringing our defence force on this with a shoot to kill order for fuckwits

 

[south of heaven]

This is what shits me also news article Sydney ghost town staying away due to the coronavirus

Yeah tourism is suffering but it was Fucking pissing down rain this morning how many ***** go to the oprea house steps in the fucking rain?

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Victoria have enacted Martial law havent they?

Not that I'm aware of. They have enacted a state of emergency right now. That just allows them to force people to quarantine.

 

[The DoggFather]

https://www.sbs.com.au/news/covid-1...ackages-to-elderly-and-people-with-disability

At least Woolies is trying to control the sheep losing their minds.

 

[Kurrupt78]

The Clementine virus, but that would cause world petrol shortages because face it if you were infected by Clementine there is only 1 cure
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Protesters in Vietnam during the war?? I’ve seen that pic before and knew they were lighting themselves on fire.

 

[south of heaven]

Protesters in Vietnam during the war?? I’ve seen that pic before and knew they were lighting themselves on fire.

Yep mate was in Vietnam last year,the car in the back ground was the monks in is preserved in his old monastery

 

[Caveman]

Hopefully this does the job as a cure for covid19. It will be good to see the cure come out of Australia too.

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/h...l/news-story/93e7656da0cff4fc4d2c5e51706accb5

 

[Mr 95%]

Just a little positive news in such a negative climate.. Here is an article about Australia’s food supply..

https://www.google.com.au/amp/amp.abc.net.au/article/12058412

So you may have to delay the newest pair of Nikes or most up to date IPad..and may have to settle for the ‘older’ clothes..but you’ll still get a banana, An apple, a nice steak, and a bowl of pasta..

 

[Caveman]

Just a little positive news in such a negative climate.. Here is an article about Australia’s food supply..

https://www.google.com.au/amp/amp.abc.net.au/article/12058412

So you may have to delay the newest pair of Nikes or most up to date IPad..and may have to settle for the ‘old’ ones.. but you’ll still get a banana, An apple, a nice steak, and a bowl of pasta..

Good to see a couple of positive articles floating around.