"FOOOOOOD!" Post your culinary masterpieces here!

[Flanagun]

GTFO of this thread

i thought we were la familiars, dawg

 

[The DoggFather]

i thought we were la familiars, dawg

You're eating what our food is supposed to eat

Plus you used the V word....and not the good V word.

 

[Flanagun]

Cows breed like rabbits dude..check out India..when we set them free from their shackles it will be like the 1960-70s

The cows will jump over the moon in the Seventh Barn And the Dish aligns with the Spoon, than methane will fill the Vegans And steers will rule the yards.. This is the dawning of the age of a smelly universe…the age of a smelly universe…the age of a smelly UNIVERSE!

Its written in the stars man!

If we fund gender realignment surgery for gender dysphoric cows, it will increase happiness in the cow population, while drastically reducing numbers. Simple biology, dude.

 

[Flanagun]

You're eating what our food is supposed to eat

Plus you used the V word....and not the good V word.

Most other great apes eat primarily plant based diets, bro....maybe a few insects here and there. I suppose if you want to eat insects, I'm cool with it.

PS What is the good v word? Volkswagen?

 

[Mr 95%]

If we fund gender realignment surgery for gender dysphoric cows, it will increase happiness in the cow population, while drastically reducing numbers. Simple biology, dude.

BULL…shit.

 

[The DoggFather]

Most other great apes eat primarily plant based diets, bro....maybe a few insects here and there. I suppose if you want to eat insects, I'm cool with it.

PS What is the good v word? Volkswagen?

Don't knock insects until you try chilli and lime crickets while sipping cervezas with tequila chasers on a Cancun beach.

 

[Flanagun]

Don't knock insects until you try chilli and lime crickets while sipping cervezas with tequila chasers on a Cancun beach.

That sounds good. I'm not sure if they have developed a plant based alternative to insects yet, though

 

[Mr 95%]

Don't knock insects until you try chilli and lime crickets while sipping cervezas with tequila chasers on a Cancun beach.

How about a chilli and lime Assassin Bug?

 

[Mr 95%]

That sounds good. I'm not sure if they have developed a plant based alternative to insects yet, though

Nature’s trying for you dude.. Leaf Insect..

 

[SPEARTAKVIDREFS]

Sometimes Ill cut potatoes in half, cook for 5 mins, them rinse em in cold water and scoop the guts of the potatoe out like a small bowl. Then finely chop up some bacon spring onions and whatever else I feel like on the day, fry it up, poor the mix into the potatoe centres, top with cheese and paprika and chuck it in the oven.

 

[Mr 95%]

Sometimes Ill cut potatoes in half, cook for 5 mins, them rinse em in cold water and scoop the guts of the potatoe out like a small bowl. Then finely chop up some bacon spring onions and whatever else I feel like on the day, fry it up, poor the mix into the potatoe centres, top with cheese and paprika and chuck it in the oven.

 

[south of heaven]

What a shame I only just discovered this thread. I made made jackfruit bolognese with vegan parmesan last night. Wish I had taken a photo.
All of the flavour, none of the guilt, baby! You guys should try vegan. It will 100 percent make you a better person.

Yeah like joey carbstrong a violent convicted criminal that bashed robbed and stabbed people now preaching veganism.
Sorry bro fuck veganism and it's shit bag fuckwit cult

 

[Flanagun]

Yeah like joey carbstrong a violent convicted criminal that bashed robbed and stabbed people now preaching veganism.
Sorry bro fuck veganism and it's shit bag fuckwit cult

Come on, bro. Every community has its share of jerks.

 

[south of heaven]

Come on, bro. Every community has its share of jerks.

 

[The DoggFather]

How about a chilli and lime Assassin Bug?
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I'll stick to crickets, they are all crunchy and don't have goey centres that bugs would have lol

 

[south of heaven]

I'll stick to crickets, they are all crunchy and don't have goey centres that bugs would have lol

Fried lambs brains mmmmm

 

[The DoggFather]

Fried lambs brains mmmmm

Haven't got the guts to try them... I hate squishy food

 

[south of heaven]

Haven't got the guts to try them... I hate squishy food

Dude crumbed lambs brains are like a creamy chicken nugget no problems ,eels brains and liver taste like piss and shit..... but lambs brains are divine give it a go

 

[The DoggFather]

Dude crumbed lambs brains are like a creamy chicken nugget no problems ,eels brains and liver taste like piss and shit..... but lambs brains are divine give it a go

I'd try them crumbed and deep fried.

 

[Grunthos]

This never happens...