These are glorious times we are experiencing as LFC fans, not just because of the on field success. But even our players are getting in on the action trolling the Man Utd fans.
Take Tapinaldo for example. The declining multi earpierced star who has come back and unbalanced their team has scored only tap ins and flukey/lucky goals , winning a farcical player of the month award.
So what does Bobby do? He emulates the tap ins , not just once but 3 times over in 1 game. What you can do I can do better is what Bobby said at Watford . And you could see it in his celebration .
Bobby made a statement on the weekend that if we go by precedence then he should be winning the next player of the month award.
Then you have that magnificent Mo Salah . What a superstar .
He finds out Tapinaldo is back in the PL so what does he do ? He lifts his game to new heights , rising above all others to the best player in the world status . Scoring at will Messi type goals and dishing up skilful assists that even Maradona would be proud off.
We move onto the Penandes fable , their “star player” who has scored most of his goals from the penalty spot ( prior to Tapinaldos arrival) and they label him “ world class” .
Enter “I've just scored my ton” Sadio Mane , 100 PL goals of which none have from came the penalty spot !!!!! A real Wold class player backed up by his numbers and acknowledged by his coach .
Then there is ever so the likeable Jurgen Klopp , one of if not the best coaches in the world. If Jurgen didn’t become a coach he would have been in the high end construction game , and building masterpieces the likes of the Taj Mahal , Burj Khalifa , Guggenheim museum and Sydney Opera house as some examples.
Jurgen is known to build aesthetically beautiful and functional things from scratch.
He is 54 years old but he’s looking younger than what he did when he first arrived at our club . He’s lost his glasses, restyled his hair , trimmed his beard and is looking more like a 40 year old than a 54 year old.
And then there’s poor Ole on the opposite spectrum , who looks like he’s aged a decade with that permanent worrysome resting look on his face that is sometimes broken with that fake farcical clown resembling smile of his. Ole reminds me of those 3rd year motor mechanic apprentices who just fuck up all the time even though they try so hard but end packing it in due to their incompetence and end up becoming tow truck drivers.
You can see that coaching has taken its toll on him as his skin looks like it’s in desperate need of a vitamin C,D,E ,K boost. And those red bags under his eyes are no doubt a result of the many sleepless nights he is having trying to work out how he can can get the best of the likes of Maguire , McTomcantplay and Fred.
You couldn’t script this stuff my LFC and Bulldogs brothers.
YNWA