OnlyFans Bans Porn... oh boy this is going to ruffle some feathers

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What is only fans without people f#cking?
 

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That's basically all they're there for. Desperate incels who think they actually have a chance with amateur porn stars.

This will basically destroy the website.
 

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Yeah This is what I can't understand.... If it was Salma ok pay money, but for some sluts pretending to be whores? Get fucked you mutts and get a job.
Last time I paid for porn would of been a drunken walk home when I was 18 grabbing a Mrs macs pie and a penthouse
then passing out pissed trying to rub one out, when you wake up naked theres cheese and bacon on your chest the mag next to you then you realise at some stage your mother has come in to do the washing and grabbed your clothes, hung over with no load tipped you do the walk of shame to the breakfast bar trying to avoid eye contact with your mother, because you know and she knows she seen you butt naked on a bed with your dick in hand covered in a mrs macs cheese and bacon pie.
Yeah fuck that I'll never pay for porn again
 

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Last time I paid for porn would of been a drunken walk home when I was 18 grabbing a Mrs macs pie , then passing out pissed trying to rub one out, when you wake up naked theres cheese and bacon on your chest the mag next to you then you realise at some stage your mother has come in to do the washing and grabbed your clothes, hung over with no load tipped you do the walk of shame to the breakfast bar trying to avoid eye contact with your mother, because you know and she knows she seen you butt naked on a bed with your dick in hand covered in a mrs macs cheese and bacon pie.
Yeah fuck that I'll never pay for porn again
You sir are a fucking word Smith! You should be writing books, I know I'd buy all of the ***** your write lol
 

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Last time I paid for porn would of been a drunken walk home when I was 18 grabbing a Mrs macs pie and a penthouse
then passing out pissed trying to rub one out, when you wake up naked theres cheese and bacon on your chest the mag next to you then you realise at some stage your mother has come in to do the washing and grabbed your clothes, hung over with no load tipped you do the walk of shame to the breakfast bar trying to avoid eye contact with your mother, because you know and she knows she seen you butt naked on a bed with your dick in hand covered in a mrs macs cheese and bacon pie.
Yeah fuck that I'll never pay for porn again
Hahahahaha this sounds like something from a Lemmy or Crue autobiography. Fukking beautiful.
 

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As if they didn't just create a new platform and leave OnlyFans as is? I ain't going on OnlyFans to get a butter chicken recipe ffs.
 

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People pay money?????
Just search the name and forum or leak afterwards. No need to pay lol
Last time I paid for porn would of been a drunken walk home when I was 18 grabbing a Mrs macs pie and a penthouse
then passing out pissed trying to rub one out, when you wake up naked theres cheese and bacon on your chest the mag next to you then you realise at some stage your mother has come in to do the washing and grabbed your clothes, hung over with no load tipped you do the walk of shame to the breakfast bar trying to avoid eye contact with your mother, because you know and she knows she seen you butt naked on a bed with your dick in hand covered in a mrs macs cheese and bacon pie.
Yeah fuck that I'll never pay for porn again
Close the kennel. It's peaked
 

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Last time I paid for porn would of been a drunken walk home when I was 18 grabbing a Mrs macs pie and a penthouse
then passing out pissed trying to rub one out, when you wake up naked theres cheese and bacon on your chest the mag next to you then you realise at some stage your mother has come in to do the washing and grabbed your clothes, hung over with no load tipped you do the walk of shame to the breakfast bar trying to avoid eye contact with your mother, because you know and she knows she seen you butt naked on a bed with your dick in hand covered in a mrs macs cheese and bacon pie.
Yeah fuck that I'll never pay for porn again
Can you please write a book?

It's the only one ill ever read
 
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