OnlyFans Bans Porn... oh boy this is going to ruffle some feathers

[Wahesh]

OnlyFans to ban adult material after pressure from payment processors

Subscriber-only website synonymous with pornography will now focus on more mainstream content

www.theguardian.com

Let the Instagram Models meltdown begin

 

[UmoGus]

Does anybody here know how to create websites and apps?

We can create a new version of onlyfans and be rich

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

I guess they'll all be heading back to Chaturbate, where many of them got their careers started.

Not that I've ever heard of either of those platforms...

 

[The DoggFather]

Will someone please think of the whores....

 

[south of heaven]

People pay money?????

 

[CroydonDog]

What is only fans without people f#cking?

 

[UmoGus]

What is only fans without people f#cking?

A distant memory

 

[Hacky McAxe]

That's basically all they're there for. Desperate incels who think they actually have a chance with amateur porn stars.

This will basically destroy the website.

 

[The DoggFather]

People pay money?????

Yeah This is what I can't understand.... If it was Salma ok pay money, but for some sluts pretending to be whores? Get fucked you mutts and get a job.

 

[CaptainJackson]

Adam Elliot will be devastated

 

[Sandra's Bollocks]

Will there be a closing down sale?

 

[south of heaven]

Yeah This is what I can't understand.... If it was Salma ok pay money, but for some sluts pretending to be whores? Get fucked you mutts and get a job.

Last time I paid for porn would of been a drunken walk home when I was 18 grabbing a Mrs macs pie and a penthouse
then passing out pissed trying to rub one out, when you wake up naked theres cheese and bacon on your chest the mag next to you then you realise at some stage your mother has come in to do the washing and grabbed your clothes, hung over with no load tipped you do the walk of shame to the breakfast bar trying to avoid eye contact with your mother, because you know and she knows she seen you butt naked on a bed with your dick in hand covered in a mrs macs cheese and bacon pie.
Yeah fuck that I'll never pay for porn again

 

[The DoggFather]

Last time I paid for porn would of been a drunken walk home when I was 18 grabbing a Mrs macs pie , then passing out pissed trying to rub one out, when you wake up naked theres cheese and bacon on your chest the mag next to you then you realise at some stage your mother has come in to do the washing and grabbed your clothes, hung over with no load tipped you do the walk of shame to the breakfast bar trying to avoid eye contact with your mother, because you know and she knows she seen you butt naked on a bed with your dick in hand covered in a mrs macs cheese and bacon pie.
Yeah fuck that I'll never pay for porn again

You sir are a fucking word Smith! You should be writing books, I know I'd buy all of the ***** your write lol

 

[south of heaven]

You sir are a fucking word Smith! You should be writing books, I know I'd buy all of the ***** your write lol

The comedy of error's of which Is my life


Good title

 

[Sandra's Bollocks]

Last time I paid for porn would of been a drunken walk home when I was 18 grabbing a Mrs macs pie and a penthouse
then passing out pissed trying to rub one out, when you wake up naked theres cheese and bacon on your chest the mag next to you then you realise at some stage your mother has come in to do the washing and grabbed your clothes, hung over with no load tipped you do the walk of shame to the breakfast bar trying to avoid eye contact with your mother, because you know and she knows she seen you butt naked on a bed with your dick in hand covered in a mrs macs cheese and bacon pie.
Yeah fuck that I'll never pay for porn again

Hahahahaha this sounds like something from a Lemmy or Crue autobiography. Fukking beautiful.

 

[CrittaMagic69]

As if they didn't just create a new platform and leave OnlyFans as is? I ain't going on OnlyFans to get a butter chicken recipe ffs.

 

[Cappuccino]

People pay money?????

Just search the name and forum or leak afterwards. No need to pay lol

Last time I paid for porn would of been a drunken walk home when I was 18 grabbing a Mrs macs pie and a penthouse
then passing out pissed trying to rub one out, when you wake up naked theres cheese and bacon on your chest the mag next to you then you realise at some stage your mother has come in to do the washing and grabbed your clothes, hung over with no load tipped you do the walk of shame to the breakfast bar trying to avoid eye contact with your mother, because you know and she knows she seen you butt naked on a bed with your dick in hand covered in a mrs macs cheese and bacon pie.
Yeah fuck that I'll never pay for porn again

Close the kennel. It's peaked

 

[Cappuccino]

 

[UmoGus]

Last time I paid for porn would of been a drunken walk home when I was 18 grabbing a Mrs macs pie and a penthouse
then passing out pissed trying to rub one out, when you wake up naked theres cheese and bacon on your chest the mag next to you then you realise at some stage your mother has come in to do the washing and grabbed your clothes, hung over with no load tipped you do the walk of shame to the breakfast bar trying to avoid eye contact with your mother, because you know and she knows she seen you butt naked on a bed with your dick in hand covered in a mrs macs cheese and bacon pie.
Yeah fuck that I'll never pay for porn again

Can you please write a book?

It's the only one ill ever read

 

[The DoggFather]

The comedy of error's of which Is my life


Good title

I'll take 10 signed copies please bro