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I see you have already had experience in the dark ass..I mean art!Good i don't like stubbley rim jobs and your owing me one
I see you have already had experience in the dark ass..I mean art!Good i don't like stubbley rim jobs and your owing me one
Well they say if you shave, youre promoting transgenderism lolBut my face is so smooth..ironically I just had a shave!!
Maybe I am... As for my father..I have never seen him..Well they say if you shave, youre promoting transgenderism lol
Which goes back to the funny saying "If your dad hasnt got a beard, you have 2 mums" lol
Don't worry, I bestow on you honorary membership in our bearded societyMaybe I am... As for my father..I have never seen him..
If you wanna cheat and get an instant beard, just shave off ya pubes and glue em to your face. You could even take up a collection from your fellow brethren's here, I'm sure they will help out.But my face is so smooth..ironically I just had a shave!!
Thank yo bro..by the way I do know my father, he looks after me..a weird guy.Don't worry, I bestow on you honorary membership in our bearded society
I’m already thought a dickhead..that would merely confirm itIf you wanna cheat and get an instant beard, just shave off ya pubes and glue em to your face. You could even take up a collection from your fellow brethren's here, I'm sure they will help out.
Get one of those sexy nurses to do it. She might even tickle ya balls while she's down there.I’m already thought a dickhead..that would merely confirm it
Ps..MD I can’t move..it’s gunna be a little bit difficult to get someone to do it for me..
I have no sexy nurses brother..sadly that’s only the movies..Get one of those sexy nurses to do it. She might even tickle ya balls while she's down there.
Well that sucks harder than Kotoeni Staggs on a chubby slappers toes.I have no sexy nurses brother..sadly that’s only the movies..
I fkn love ya bro.... but not that much lolI’m already thought a dickhead..that would merely confirm it
Ps..MD I can’t move..it’s gunna be a little bit difficult to get someone to do it for me..
Phew!I fkn love ya bro.... but not that much lol
You know MD I have worked out your favourite drink..root beer!Get one of those sexy nurses to do it. She might even tickle ya balls while she's down there.
Which brings me to another great Aussie band..Well they say if you shave, youre promoting transgenderism lol
Which goes back to the funny saying "If your dad hasnt got a beard, you have 2 mums" lol
Love a root beer, hold the beer.You know MD I have worked out your favourite drink..root beer!
Fkn love it!Which brings me to another great Aussie band..
Saw these guys live at Meatstock on their farewell tour just before they broke up. A day of drinking beer, eating meat, topped off with these guys headlining. Good times.Fkn love it!
How haven't I heard this before.... lol
Ouch40 seconds of fury.... who won? The tree or Caveman?
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The battle within is the only battle worth winning...40 seconds of fury.... who won? The tree or Caveman?
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