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I guess I’m already going a bit stir crazy from self isolation ..... the good thing about it is it has given me time to think. I’ve thought of a bunch of practical and useful safety measures for people who can’t avoid going out to help minimise risk. Have emailed the WHO with my suggestions. So far no response.
Coronavirus safety tips
1. Drink a glass of warm candle wax before bed each night to prevent the virus from taking hold in the throat.
2. Gargle dishwashing liquid three times a day.
3. Wipe down hand rails with a damp cloth before licking them.
4. Wear a t shirt that says Anti Vaxxer and proud to ensure people keep a safe distance.
5. Wrap nose and mouth with at least four layers of three ply toilet paper, forming a makeshift facial mask.
6. Wrap entire head with cling wrap if you have a tendency to touch your face.
7. Remove any facial mask and use teeth to operate petrol pumps in order to avoid getting dangerous germs on your hands.
Stay safe!
Coronavirus safety tips
1. Drink a glass of warm candle wax before bed each night to prevent the virus from taking hold in the throat.
2. Gargle dishwashing liquid three times a day.
3. Wipe down hand rails with a damp cloth before licking them.
4. Wear a t shirt that says Anti Vaxxer and proud to ensure people keep a safe distance.
5. Wrap nose and mouth with at least four layers of three ply toilet paper, forming a makeshift facial mask.
6. Wrap entire head with cling wrap if you have a tendency to touch your face.
7. Remove any facial mask and use teeth to operate petrol pumps in order to avoid getting dangerous germs on your hands.
Stay safe!