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The_Chimpster

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The dude who directed that is a whole new level of mental.

He paid people on the street to beat the living shit out of him in order to feel "alive" and to "get the creative juices flowing"

One would think the only juices left flowing would be his bodily fluids
 

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Fookin doggy style and all, what ya looking at me for ya dopey git eyes on the fookin job
"No no no Doreen, not the shite, I can't eat that"
"I'm gonna shite in your mouth, it's what we both want, don't deny it"

"OK, shite in my mouth"
 

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You be sexy woman flow great big whoppers
Cat be still now
"Cat be dead." " I'll have two of those lovely chocolate eclairs thanks Rob"

What an iconic Australian movie. I was scarred for life when I saw just how much Bubby loved Flo....
 

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"No no no Doreen, not the shite, I can't eat that"
"I'm gonna shite in your mouth, it's what we both want, don't deny it"

"OK, shite in my mouth"
Dolly Parton that fooking slut I knew it who else bob lol
I know that movie word for word
 

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After this lock down you will be so sick of normal porn I bet you rub one out over that scene
I'm gonna play porn roulette to change it up. Write out a bunch of categories, making sure to add in a few terrible ones. Throw them in a hat and bam, whatever comes out that's gonna be the type I jack off to, no ifs or buts, well maybe butts :laughing:
 
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all the talk has been corona virus, don't forget about the $80m powerful ball

if I win it will be incredible I will have my own stimulus package for the kennel, $100 each baby
 
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