Ritz v Jatz

[K E]

I love this thread. I've quietly wondered over the years are there really people out there who will buy Ritz over Jatz?

You sound like my dumb broad wife. Jatz taste like wood that's been sitting out in the sun for six weeks. And before you ask, yes. I know what wood sitting out in the sun for six weeks tastes like.

 

[K E]

I picked up some Hummus Jalapeno from Costco and it was pretty crap. Will have to try the black swan one. I love their nut hummus.

HA! You said you like nut hummus. You slut.

 

[Hacky McAxe]

You sound like my dumb broad wife. Jatz taste like wood that's been sitting out in the sun for six weeks. And before you ask, yes. I know what wood sitting out in the sun for six weeks tastes like.

Maybe you ate Jatz that have been sitting out in the sun for six weeks.

 

[Hacky McAxe]

HA! You said you like nut hummus. You slut.

The white one is the best....

 

[K E]

Maybe you ate Jatz that have been sitting out in the sun for six weeks.

Possibly. Now that you mention it...

 

[K E]

The white one is the best....

#BlackHummusMatter

 

[haz123]

Jatz Clix are good but not the original ones they are shit.

 

[JayBee]

Brother.

It's not even a contest.

It's like choosing your favorite child - one a doctor, the other a pedo.

Ritz --> daylight --> moonlight --> redlight district --> faeces-induced crackers --> ass --> Jatz

 

[The DoggFather]

Yep ive even roasted and skinned the chic peas .i find the unhuled Tahini gives it more punch. I need a high end olive oil to drown it in also

Well the old school way is to boil them in chicken stock. But you soak them in cold water overnight. Stink like a hobos arse, but are ok when washed off.

 

[The DoggFather]

The white one is the best....

Nazi!

 

[Mr Invisible]

Cheese sliced with a potato peeler and a bread and butter cucumber on jatz is the shit

WOOOAHHH hold on there.... who the fuck can afford cucumbers in 2018 unless you own a $15 million + mansion in Vaucluse or Mosman!

Get on the black swan hummus roasted garlic its dick hardening.
Aslo hummus and jalapeno

*innocently whistles*
@south of heaven

 

[The DoggFather]

WOOOAHHH hold on there.... who the fuck can afford cucumbers in 2018 unless you own a $15 million + mansion in Vaucluse or Mosman!


*innocently whistles*
@south of heaven

The Kuntrashians approve

 

[Mr Invisible]

The Kuntrashians approve

The amount of jizz that family has copped over the years, they'd be like human Cadbury Creme eggs.

Brown on the outside, gooey and sticky on the inside.

 

[Howard Moon]

I am fine with Jatz or Ritz with a good dip.. bought a really nice jalapeno mango dip the other week... wish I had some left now

 

[The DoggFather]

I am fine with Jatz or Ritz with a good dip.. bought a really nice jalapeno mango dip the other week... wish I had some left now

Sounds awesome, where did you find it?

 

[Wahesh]

Meh... they all taste the same to me.

 

[The DoggFather]

Meh... they all taste the same to me.

No they don't bro.

Ritz and buttery where Jatz are dry and tasteless

 

[Wahesh]

No they don't bro.

Ritz and buttery where Jatz are dry and tasteless

Bro you're the billionaire here - you buy me some and I'll judge We'll have them on your private jet on our way to Cancun!

 

[The DoggFather]

Bro you're the billionaire here - you buy me some and I'll judge We'll have them on your private jet on our way to Cancun!

I'll buy you the factory lol

 

[Wahesh]

I'll buy you the factory lol