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I'm currently admiring the ad where the astronaut is dreaming of his car (Ford?).

Plus the Snickers ad with Alf Stewart. A very good companion to the one with Betty White.
Mitsubishi.
 

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I think Bet365 offered it to him but he refused . They then Twisted his Shaft, which was thought to be Unbreakable. His Black Snake Moaned in Fury after The Other Guys did Unthinkable things to it and called him the N-Word repeatedly. It could no longer star in any more xXx rated movies.

It was then that they held him to ransom, and the S.W.A.T. team with all their Rules Of Engagement and The Negotiator, Jackie Brown, Changing Lanes quickly on her way to the scene, knew they had no more Time To Kill.

Samuel agreed to the Basic conditions, although some mother****ing Snakes On A Plane terrorised his jet on his way back to the Home Of The Brave. He was thrown Against the Wall, and they crashed Out Of Sight into the Deep Blue Sea. He Died Hard With A Vengeance.

Mother And Child cried when they heard of the news, and The Man 'Mundine' sang at his funeral to the tune of a Red Violin. He told everyone that Resurrecting The Champ was really about him and that he would Kill Bill Williams in the ring if they ever squared up. He then proceeded to promote his new range of boxa Jumpers, although his Coach Carter told him to stop because he was embarrassing himself, so he checked back into room 1408 and watched his favourite movie, Pulp Fiction.

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Well, at least this is what happened/will happen in my head. I'm bored. Shut up.
Nice, and yet it could have gone for at least 30 more paragraphs.

Must've killed you to write all this up only for the Kennel to be down most of the day. People don't get to witness the masterpiece.
 

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Bet365.com is unbelievably annoying.
 

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SO is the mobile speed camera add that reckons it saves lives, it doesn't save shit.
Imagine telling your mates you got a job as a mobile speed camera operator, dog.
 

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I like this one at the moment. Don't really care about the car, but the clip itself is great - the music too.

 

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My sister was used as a prop in the Doritos crackers commercial, she's the girl having a coffee in the background acting out as if its normal for a guy to be sling shoting a pack of doritos
 

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My sister was used as a prop in the Doritos crackers commercial, she's the girl having a coffee in the background acting out as if its normal for a guy to be sling shoting a pack of doritos
I don't recall it. Is it on YouTube?
 

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Ripping burnouts in an SS Ute.....can't get more Aussie than that.
 

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My favourite ad/porn....


PS that road is still smoother than Parramatta Road lol
 
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