South Sydney receive key to the city

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Rodzilla

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lol what a joke, the club that actually moved its home games away from the city now receive the key to the city

the mayor of sydney speaking on behalf of the community and said that everyone was cheering for them

"we all watched, we hoped, we shouted and we even cried with you"

if i were the roosters i would be massively pissed right now
 
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lol what a joke, the club that actually moved its home games away from the city now receive the key to the city

the mayor of sydney speaking on behalf of the community and said that everyone was cheering for them

"we all watched, we hoped, we shouted and we even cried with you"

if i were the roosters i would be massively pissed right now
Are you saying they should've got the keys to Homebush? haha
 

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Na, don't give the keys to the city to war heroes or life saving doctors, give them to a team with wife beaters who have done **** all for 43 years.

It's a ****ing joke.
 

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now randwick are giving them their key as well ffs, again roosters should be more angry
Well Redfern can't give them keys, crack dens don't have locks do they?

I guess they can give them keys to Centrelink and the methadone clinics.
 

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btw does anyone know what comes with the key? like you can do anything?

if i had the keys to a city i would be so arrogant, like "wtf you dont want to sleep with me? honey i have the keys to this city ffs *whip out the key*"
 

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Well this year they have been given everything else, why not the keys to the city?
 

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If I owned the city id call a locksmith and get shit changed pronto
 

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They wouldn't know what a key is in Redfern, they use bricks to break into people's houses lol
****in lol the " old redfern master key " half a house brick gets into most places
 

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I wonder if they are still everyones second team? Did the dragons, manly or the roosters get this privilege?
 

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lets just hand them the premiership trophy for the next 10 years...how much more media arse kissing is going to happen, no other team or club would get this much attention
 

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It's a massive wank anyway right? It's not like it means anything.

Big whoop, keys to the city. Unless they make Harbour tunnel and bridge gated access at certain times, then the keys to the city is as much as a prize as getting a season pass to Wet and Wild Prospect, and being told you can only enter after 11am when the place is at capacity and not letting anyone else in.

It's the claytons prize.

Honestly ... may as well have given them:
+ The keys to Clover Moore's place.
+ The master key to Crown's Pokies.
+ The keys to the cell some of them should be in at Silverwater Correctional.
+ The keys to avoid lockouts in Kings Cross (so they can get on the cans and belt another woman up).
+ The keys to their new houses / boats / cars / caravans (given as gifts of course) and not counted in the salary cap.

All of the above have just about as much significance as keys to the city (which is a bit of a shithole anyway execpt the harbour!!)
 

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the rabbitohs might get the keys to the city, some of their supporters just climb in windows or jimmy open the doors, no big deal as long as no one steals their cardboard box from the local park...
 

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Hope there's a spare... they might drop that in the harbour too.
 

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I'm surprised they waited until after the game to be honest. A key presentation would have really topped off the pre game fapfest...
 
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