So... I was sitting on the 3 seater on the train yesterday. I had the window seat, my bag in the middle, no one in the aisle seat.
Then at central, some stupid NZ Maori lady comes, runs to the seat, moves to the middle, and tries to move MY BAG so she can sit there with her friend. Now, I have absolutely NO PROBLEM if someone wants to sit with someone else - I'll gladly move my bag, but, you stupid bitch, DO NOT TOUCH MY BAG, COMMON COURTESY OR NOT, DO NOT TOUCH IT, ASK ME AND I'LL GLADLY MOVE IT. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT DICKS YOU'VE JACKED OFF OR WHICH FINGERS YOU'VE STUCK UP YOUR ***** WITH THAT HAND OF YOURS???