Des is a coach with a mill a year and millions in facilities at his disposal, but unfortunately, his coaching techniques are still in the 1960's. This **** is still living in the acid trip years, there's not enough modern day technology to bring this guy back to the present.
"Ummmm I never seen a hooker run from dummy half in my days... Ummm back then we won plenty, Hmmmm if we could do it back then, you boys can do it now... Ermmm hummm Now here, drink this goats piss, it ummm used to help me... grow my mullet faster hmmm".
We should have known from the second he started injecting ***** with cows blood that this lunatic was destined for the looney bin.