I don't wanna rock and roll all night anymore. An hour is fine. Two tops.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 51,165 Reaction score 104,657 May 9, 2024 #5,601 I don't wanna rock and roll all night anymore. An hour is fine. Two tops.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 51,165 Reaction score 104,657 May 9, 2024 #5,602 You expect me to believe my son dried these tomatoes?
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 51,165 Reaction score 104,657 May 9, 2024 #5,603 My grandpa always said, “Fight fire with fire.” Great man. Terrible firefighter.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 51,165 Reaction score 104,657 May 9, 2024 #5,604 How does Darth Vader like his coffee? On the dark side.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 51,165 Reaction score 104,657 May 9, 2024 #5,605 If my wife and I did a cooking show it would just be her telling me I'm in the way.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 51,165 Reaction score 104,657 May 10, 2024 #5,606 Marriage is finding that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 51,165 Reaction score 104,657 May 10, 2024 #5,607 Why does my wife always wait until I'm at the opposite end of the house before asking me to 'Merm frner mernferr brnerfer!'?
Why does my wife always wait until I'm at the opposite end of the house before asking me to 'Merm frner mernferr brnerfer!'?
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 51,165 Reaction score 104,657 May 10, 2024 #5,608 My wife asked me if I could clear the kitchen table. I had to get a running start, but I made it.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 51,165 Reaction score 104,657 May 10, 2024 #5,609 A colourblind friend insists that all apples are yellow. I told him that was bananas.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 51,165 Reaction score 104,657 May 10, 2024 #5,610 I rush home so quick after work, like I’m late for the house.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 51,165 Reaction score 104,657 May 10, 2024 #5,611 Apart from “life is short,” what other lines do you use before making bad decisions?
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 51,165 Reaction score 104,657 May 10, 2024 #5,612 Did you hear about the actor who broke his leg onstage? He's still in the cast.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 51,165 Reaction score 104,657 May 10, 2024 #5,613 I got fined by the city for illegally fixing the potholes on the streets by my house. I can’t really blame them though. It was my own asphalt.
I got fined by the city for illegally fixing the potholes on the streets by my house. I can’t really blame them though. It was my own asphalt.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 51,165 Reaction score 104,657 May 10, 2024 #5,614 NASA is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They're calling it the Apollo G.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 51,165 Reaction score 104,657 May 11, 2024 #5,615 Genie: "What's your first wish?" Steve: "I wish I was rich." Genie: "What's your second wish, Rich?"
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 51,165 Reaction score 104,657 May 11, 2024 #5,616 I'm doing one of those escape rooms today. Well, I'm going to work, but I'm trying to get out of it.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 51,165 Reaction score 104,657 May 11, 2024 #5,617 My 6-year-old daughter has lined up all of her dolls towards the outdoor grill. Looks like she's preparing some kind of barbie queue.
My 6-year-old daughter has lined up all of her dolls towards the outdoor grill. Looks like she's preparing some kind of barbie queue.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 51,165 Reaction score 104,657 May 11, 2024 #5,618 Went to the doctor with a suspicious-looking mole. He said they all look that way and I should have left him in the garden.
Went to the doctor with a suspicious-looking mole. He said they all look that way and I should have left him in the garden.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 51,165 Reaction score 104,657 May 11, 2024 #5,619 Marriage is finding that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 51,165 Reaction score 104,657 May 11, 2024 #5,620 Why does the Swedish navy have bar codes on the sides of their ships? So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
Why does the Swedish navy have bar codes on the sides of their ships? So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.