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The organisation also reports allegations leaders dished drugs out to militants for courage, while Kurdish fighters tell of finding pills, capsules and syringes on dead IS militants.
This is what you take when Dutch Courage aka alcohol isn't enough

[video=youtube;LNAgv3rGnj8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNAgv3rGnj8[/video]

Reading that article reminded me of the lyrics by lazy boy

Masterminds are another word that comes up all the time.
You keep hearing about these terrorists masterminds that get killed in the middle east.
Terrorists masterminds.
Mastermind is sort of a lofty way to describe what these guys do, don't you think?
They're not masterminds.
"OK, you take bomb, right? And you put in your backpack. And you get on bus and you blow yourself up. Alright?"
"Why do I have to blow myself up? Why can't I just:"
"Who's the ****ing mastermind here? Me or you?"
 
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Im fukking looking at you smithy ya dirty mongrel
 

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Maybe they're going back to the old Opium induced Assassin's of old.
 

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So the coward motherfukers need coke to grow some balls ha?

Give me that bag of rack, a M16 with a M203 grenade launcher and a crate of bullets and I'd assassinate all those ***** and send them to their 72 virgin cocks up their arses.
 
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Hey, it doesn't mention what gender these virgins are... Just remember that lol
 

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Hey, it doesn't mention what gender these virgins are... Just remember that lol
They are 72 male donkeys. ....black donkeys lol that's what they deserve.
 

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This is what you take when Dutch Courage aka alcohol isn't enough

[video=youtube;LNAgv3rGnj8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNAgv3rGnj8[/video]

Reading that article reminded me of the lyrics by lazy boy
It's good to know this in a way. If there's a way to stop their reign of terrorism, it's to eliminate any sources that is funding their supplies.
Eliminate the supplier, it will slow down their operation, then once they have limited access to weapons, lure them to one place and fire a few missiles on their asses, capture the ones who survive and tie them with barbed wire to a pole and shoot them one by one UNBLINDFOLDED execution style until they're extinct.

In saying that though, it's easier said than done.
 

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It all makes sense, one got to be on drugs 24/7 to be a dumb fck as ISIS
 

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I wonder if the same government that supplies them guns supplies the rack too?
 

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Also funny they were ISIS first, when people got wise it became ISIL and now its just IS.
 

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I wonder if the same government that supplies them guns supplies the rack too?
Wouldn't surprise me. They're giving them what they want to get what they want

Also funny they were ISIS first, when people got wise it became ISIL and now its just IS.
The media got lazy and abbreviated the abbreviations. Then again one more abbreviation and then it'll be a conspiracy for sure.
 

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Whats 72 & why 72? Serious question, Always see 72 around the ADL type of posts.
 

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Who has had more name changes:
ISIS/IS/ISIL
or
Prince / The Artist Formerly Known as Prince / *that symbol thing*
 
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