You know you're ______, when _____

[-Kurry-]

Fill in the sentence;

You know you're ________ when ___________...



I'll start


You know you're a bad christian, when you use the cross on your keychain as a can opener

 

[-Kurry-]

You know you're aussie when you argue with your mum for 40 minutes whose thongs are whose.

 

[Snake Jailbird]

U know you're in trouble, when you're snorting cum out your nose

 

[Snake Jailbird]

U know you're in trouble, when you're snorting cum out your nose

(inspired by an mms i just received who wants a copy)

 

[-Kurry-]

You know you're a lesbian when you're staring at a male strip troop and mentally comending the naked guy on the work he has put in for his lats.

 

[-Kurry-]

(inspired by an mms i just received who wants a copy)

Me!

 

[Hog]

you know your in trouble when your girlfriend says "nothings wrong, it's fine"

 

[K E]

You know you're Indian when you smell like rotten ass that's been sitting in the sun for 8 years that's been repeatedly shat on and thrown up on by birds that died of dehydration.

 

[-Kurry-]

you know your in trouble when your girlfriend says "nothings wrong, it's fine"

You know you're in trouble when your girlfriend says she has enough yeast in her knickers to run a bakery.

 

[Slippery]

You know you're superbored when you're filling out this sentence.

 

[-Kurry-]

You know you're superbored when you're filling out this sentence.

hahaha

You know you're superlame when you make a thread like this.

 

[Hog]

You know you're in trouble when your girlfriend says she has enough yeast in her knickers to run a bakery.

you know your in trouble when your boyfriend wants them to make beer

 

[Slippery]

hahaha

You know you're superlame when you make a thread like this.

You know you're superloved when people actually respond to it.

 

[-Kurry-]

You know you're a female hermaphrodite, when you grow a better moustache than your boyfriends *sigh*

 

[Bob dog]

You know your drunk when you have a chuck at 1am.

 

[Hog]

You know you're superloved when people actually respond to it.

you know your in trouble when you want to jack off but the cybering wont hurry up and happen

 

[Bry]

You know you're going to pull the ladies when you're driving a 94 Camry.

 

[Slippery]

you know your in trouble when you want to jack off but the cybering wont hurry up and happen

And I lied, I actually like picnics...but i nibble the nuts off first and force them down...and THEN i enjoy the yummy bar underneath <3

There you go mate.

 

[Hog]

There you go mate.

thank you

 

[-Kurry-]

There you go mate.

hahaha

You know you're a tightarse when you consider starting to chage for these services