Yo Mamma ...

[Captain Kickass]

Bain says this place is shyte.

I say ... "Yo Mumma so fat her belly button got an echo !"

Flame on biyatch !!!

 

[Rodzilla]

yo momma so fat she single handedly put sizzler out of business

 

[Evil Monkey]

Yo mamma so fat she broke her leg and gravy dripped out.

 

[parragirl01]

yo mamma's so fat that when she went to a restaurant she looked at the menu and said 'OK'.

 

[Rodzilla]

yo mamma's so fat that when she went to a restaurant she looked at the menu and said 'OK'.

i love that one

 

[Captain Kickass]

yo mamma's so fat that when she went to a restaurant she looked at the menu and said 'OK'.

Interesting sidenote : Restraunt menu's are the biggest source of bacteria in the whole building.

Oh and ...... Yo Mumma so dumb she got a Pap smear from Dr Zeuss !

 

[Rodzilla]

Interesting sidenote : Restraunt menu's are the biggest source of bacteria in the whole building.

Oh and ...... Yo Mumma so dumb she got a Pap smear from Dr Zeuss !

good bacteria like yakult or bad bacteria?

 

[parragirl01]

Interesting sidenote : Restraunt menu's are the biggest source of bacteria in the whole building.

Oh and ...... Yo Mumma so dumb she got a Pap smear from Dr Zeuss !

Didnt know that! Ill be taking my hand sanitizer with me from now on.

Yo mamma's so fat that when someone threw a bus at her, she said ' hey who threw that rock?'

 

[Captain Kickass]

good bacteria like yakult or bad bacteria?

The bad type : E-coli and staph and that yucky stuff.

They tested all the condiments and shakers too ... I thought either the communal Tomato sauce, or maybe the sugar dispenser.

 

[Rodzilla]

Didnt know that! Ill be taking my hand sanitizer with me from now on.

Yo mamma's so fat that when someone threw a bus at her, she said ' hey who threw that rock?'

tbh someone would need to be very strong to throw a bus

to increase believability, you should say someone drove into her instead

 

[Rodzilla]

The bad type : E-coli and staph and that yucky stuff.

They tested all the condiments and shakers too ... I thought either the communal Tomato sauce, or maybe the sugar dispenser.

well thats not good at all

from now on i will get my date to hold it for me

 

[Evil Monkey]

Yo mamma so fat, when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 ads.

 

[parragirl01]

tbh someone would need to be very strong to throw a bus

to increase believability, you should say someone drove into her instead

hmm good point! It just sounds funnier when you say 'threw'.

Its actually understandable that the menu has the most bacteria. Imagine how many unwashed hands touch it.

 

[Rodzilla]

Yo mamma so fat, when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 ads.

why is my fat mum at your house?

youve been banging her?

 

[mikey_mtp]

Your mother is so beautiful, she wins beauty pageants.

 

[Bry]

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[Book]

In the words of the_crusader, this is not a quality thread.

 

[chadiwrx]

Yo momma’s so fat, she went to Jenny Craig and Jenny Craig said to her "sorry, we don't do miracles".

 

[chadiwrx]

Yo momma's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo momma’s so ugly that when she went out the zoo the zookeeper said "Get back to your cage!"

Yo momma’s so ugly that when she was born your grandma said what a treasure and your grandpa said lets bury her.

Yo momma’s so ugly, she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.

Yo momma’s so ugly she made an onion cry!

Yo momma's so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras

Yo' momma’s so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and yo' family tried to put it out with a fork!

Yo momma's so ugly I took her to the zoo, the guy at the door said "thanks for bringing her back.

Yo momma’s so fat she entered a fat contest and won first, second and third.

Yo momma’s so fat when she went to Sizzlers she got a group discount.

 

[Rodzilla]

yo momma so fat that she makes john candy look like ally mcbeal