wogs who change their last name

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bLaQDoG..

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LOL, I'm a victum of wogs changing their names.

My mum and dads name before they moved to Australia

Imad Batal Wafa Batal

Moved to Austalia

Eddy Taylor Sandra Taylor


I am Larry Taylor and Lebanese.:whacky:
Haha nawww - deadset nobody would ever know you're leb :p

lolll theres also lebanese Wilsons.
I know who they are tbh. I went to school with them :roflol:
 

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Oh God, I'm gonna change my name to something completely different ffs :(
lol don't change it. but if you do, change it to bLaQDoG.. :p

How cool would that be, no last name, just bLaQDoG..


Cop: Licence please
[bLaQDoG.. hands licence over]
[Cop looking confused and slightly jealous]
Cop: It says here that your name is bLaQDoG.. is that correct
bLaQDoG..: Yes sir
Cop: No last name?
bLaQDoG..: No sir
Cop: hmmmmm
[Cop Gets even more jealous]
Cop: Well bLaQDoG.. seems you are so cool that you blew your right headlight
bLaQDoG..: No I didn't!
[Cop smashes headlight]
[bLaQDoG.. Runs out to see what happened]
bLaQDoG..: What are you Doing!!!
Cop: Don't raise your voice at me
[Cop slams bLaQDoG.. up against his car and cuffs him]
Cop: You think you're so cool with your slick single name! Well let's see how slick this is..
[Cop inserts baton into bLaQDoG..'s anus]

You get the gist of it :p
 

bLaQDoG..

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Bahahahahahhaahhahahahah!!!!

:roflol: :roflol: :roflol:

That's so good I'm sigging it!
 

bLaQDoG..

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FFS it won't fit in my sig Moe! :(

Now you know why you guys should accomodate for more room in our sigs ffs?! >:( :(
 

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my dad's drivers licence is always good for a laugh...
pero giovanni. every time the copper pulls him over he waits for a thick italian accent, and all he gets is some bogan north qld accent saying 'don't look at me like that, i know your superiors' lol. actually, my whole family is good for a laugh...

domenico christiano
pero giovanni
dino batisita
mare nedjelka
giovanni alfonso
sergio domenico
sanja nedjelka
and the list goes on

**** wogs are cruel when they name their kids. thank god only one of us kids got a stupid wog name lol.
 

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lol at work i get called Henry Adams for the lulz :p
 

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Haha nawww - deadset nobody would ever know you're leb :p



I know who they are tbh. I went to school with them :roflol:
I know what my blood is. No one needs to know:love:

I'm hairy enough for people to know what natio I am lol.
 

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:roflol: :roflol: :roflol:

Sorry but I had to LOL. That sounds very Indian alright..

Imagine if you went to India for a Holiday. It probably means "Holy God" in Indian, so they'd all be worshipping you - especially cause you're a big man :p

So does that mean your mates call you Shazza?



Oh God, I'm gonna change my name to something completely different ffs :(
It bloody means "blackish" and is another name for a Hindu god called Krishna. God damn i hate my parents.

If they did it would get violent LOL
 

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lol don't change it. but if you do, change it to bLaQDoG.. :p

How cool would that be, no last name, just bLaQDoG..


Cop: Licence please
[bLaQDoG.. hands licence over]
[Cop looking confused and slightly jealous]
Cop: It says here that your name is bLaQDoG.. is that correct
bLaQDoG..: Yes sir
Cop: No last name?
bLaQDoG..: No sir
Cop: hmmmmm
[Cop Gets even more jealous]
Cop: Well bLaQDoG.. seems you are so cool that you blew your right headlight
bLaQDoG..: No I didn't!
[Cop smashes headlight]
[bLaQDoG.. Runs out to see what happened]
bLaQDoG..: What are you Doing!!!
Cop: Don't raise your voice at me
[Cop slams bLaQDoG.. up against his car and cuffs him]
Cop: You think you're so cool with your slick single name! Well let's see how slick this is..
[Cop inserts baton into bLaQDoG..'s anus]

You get the gist of it :p
Cop: ID's boys
Hog: Sure here you go
Cop: Whats that name mean
Hog: blah blah
Cop: Havent heard that before
Hogs Friends: *laughing*
Cop: Whats so funny?
Hogs Friends: you don't think that's his real name do you?
Hog: Aw sh1t
Cop: So whats your real name?
Hog: That is my real name
Hogs Friends: No it's not Gavin
and so on until the cop gets bored
 

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real name Allen Stewart Konigsberg LOL!!
 

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FFS...wogs no need to change your name..its a good laugh..>>???
 
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