why did the woman cross the road?

[Leesee]

when a tree falls in the forest and a woman is there to hear it, what sound will it make?
more to the point, i never knew there was a kitchen in the forest.

 

[Ghost of Dime]

If a man says something in a forest, and there's no women around, is he still wrong?

 

[Senorita]

If a man says something in a forest, and there's no women around, is he still wrong?

lol... always!

 

[Vargster]

Why do women get married in white?
Because it matches the kitchen appliances.

Why don't women need watches?
Because there's a clock on the stove.

I hate chicks with tans,
It means they've been out of the kitchen.

How do you know a woman is about to say something intelligent?
She starts the sentence with "...a man once told me"

 

[Senorita]

How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
No one knows, the ex-wife always gets the house. *evil laugh*

 

[dogkat]

How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
No one knows, the ex-wife always gets the house. *evil laugh*

Muahahaha!

 

[Slippery]

How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
No one knows, the ex-wife always gets the house. *evil laugh*

What if he's an electrician?

Yeah, exactly.

 

[LebaneseBulldog]

i was watching the news and saw that a woman had been hit by a bus. Still cant figure out how the bus got in the kitchen.

Why don't women wear watches?
Because There's a clock on the stove lol

A man runs over his wife, whose fault is it?
The man. What man drives his car into the kitchen.

how many men does it take to open a beer?
None, it should be open when the b1tch brings it to you

 

[Slippery]

 

[LebaneseBulldog]

Not u again

 

[Slippery]

Women + kitchen jokes = failure

 

[LebaneseBulldog]

Why do women get married in white?
So they match the kitchen appliances!

 

[LebaneseBulldog]

Women + kitchen jokes = failure

u said already and we acknowledged it but everyone is different

 

[Slippery]

Your head is different, monkey face.

Hehe this is the thread that I broke my true gender to Hog.

 

[LebaneseBulldog]

Your head is different, monkey face.

Hehe this is the thread that I broke my true gender to Hog.

 

[Slippery]

:dance:

 

[Moe]

Why do women spend so much time in the kitchen?
Cause they have to cook all the food and then clean up afterwards.

 

[Slippery]

Why did the man cross the road?
He was going to work.

 

[bLaQDoG..]

LOL Slippery has 3 holes

 

[Dog Life 84]

Why did the woman cross the road?

To run away from the person trying to rape her