why did the woman cross the road?

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more importantly what was the b!tch doing outside the kitchen?
 
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clearly she was getting eggs from the chicken give her a break
 
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What do you call a smart blonde??

A Golden Retriever
 
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what do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

nothing you told her twice before
 
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*smh*

surely ur all single! and continue to wonder why......
 
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why do brides wear white?
to match the washer and dryer

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
where the fck is my tractor!?
 
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I don't think I've ever found a woman + kitchen joke funny.
 
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Not one.

Hog, I've been taking the piss all this time. I'm a bloke. :p
 
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Don't worry, you're not the first person I've fooled.
 
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The beutiful leggy lady crossed the road to kiss Bob Dog, even though he,s a little misunderstood he,s still an honest , friendly, loyal, intelligent, diverse funny guy who would look after his girl.
Guys, try to make the girls comfortable around here.
 
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why do women have smaller feet than men?
so they can stand closer to the sink
 
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