Weird Phobias

[coach]

Wow just wow........ Best read I've had in ages

 

[Raysie]

#1
Might sound really strange this one, but I have a phobia for needing to go to the toilet. Not that rare apparently either.

Say for example I'm going somewhere, I'll check if there are toilets nearby (or there) just incase I get stuck needing to go. If I know that, I'm quite relaxed then.

If I'm somewhere and theres a big crowd/queue, and it requires waiting and I cannot get to a toilet, it brings on a panic attack/anxiety attack.

It's for this reason I don't use public transport, and try to avoid planes, because being trapped without a toilet, or in a plane with seatbelt sign on, really brings on a panic attack/anxiety, and that just makes it worse (as my anxiety attacks generally upset my stomach and make me gastro).

But here's an interesting thing, in my own car or wifes car, I'm generally okay (even if it is a decent traffic jam - though stuck for an hour+ is an issue). In others cars though (or taxi/bus/etc), again I get really edgy and start to panic, and have to stop every 5 minutes to go to the toilet.

Really strange one, but I try to handle it best way I can.

I'm exactly the same. In fact my anxiety was so bad due to this that I actually had issues going to school and had to see a psychologist and everything. I still have the issue today, however it's became much more manageable once I started driving and learned to "Ride the wave".

Another phobia of mine, which continues from my issue above is waiting for long periods of time. Things like waiting for buses, trains, planes, lines, traffic etc. all can become a bit overwhelming for me to the point my anxiety can raise from 0 to 10 in the space of a second.

Heights like most people also are a phobia of mine. I won't climb the third step of a ladder before shitting myself. lol

 

[El_Magic]

If ever I am walking somewhere, I VERY much try to avoid cracks, and count my steps, and kind of bet myself, it will take xx amount of steps to reach that, and if I am out, the last 10 steps are almost jumps or little shuffles.

Dude you're crazy you're crazy you're crazy

 

[Bad Billy]

You also scared that your tutu will get dirty too? If you are, you just might be Tate.

My tutu is the problem. When I'm lifted above the horizontal, I'm afraid people will see my bloomers !

 

[The DoggFather]

My tutu is the problem. When I'm lifted above the horizontal, I'm afraid people will see my bloomers !

Bahahahaha

 

[dogie]

bunch of freaks lol

 

[Indiandog]

I always use my forearm/elbow/long sleeve to turn on those public taps that are activated by the button because I don't want to get seedy public bathroom on my hands.

I am a step ahead of you. I used toilet paper to lock the public toilet door, use the toilet paper to open, to flush, to turn the tap and at the end after washing hands I use thd paper towel to dry my hands and use the samd paper to open thd main door .
Basically dont touch anything except for the toilet paper in a public toilet.

 

[Nano]

I am a step ahead of you. I used toilet paper to lock the public toilet door, use the toilet paper to open, to flush, to turn the tap and at the end after washing hands I use thd paper towel to dry my hands and use the samd paper to open thd main door .
Basically dont touch anything except for the toilet paper in a public toilet.

I am one step ahead of you there, I don't even use them and just wait till I get home.

 

[Mr Invisible]

Saw a guy the other day, walk into toilets, wash his hands, take a piss, wash his hands, dry them, wash them again, dry them again, then use hand santiser as he walked out of the toilets.

Wow.

 

[Stoofy]

I genuinely fear for my life, when I'm lifted above the horizontal. My knees literally tremble for 10 minutes afterwards.

Good call, Ill pay that!

 

[Nano]

Saw a guy the other day, walk into toilets, wash his hands, take a piss, wash his hands, dry them, wash them again, dry them again, then use hand santiser as he walked out of the toilets.

Wow.

That sounds reasonable bro, some public toilets are bad big time.

 

[Stoofy]

That hand sanitiser is just wrong.

How can a gel / sprog crap make it all clean? Its just so wrong!

I know they use it it hospitals but it doesnt seem right.

Just like those waterless car wash products. Thats bullshits!

 

[Nano]

That hand sanitiser is just wrong.

How can a gel / sprog crap make it all clean? Its just so wrong!

I know they use it it hospitals but it doesnt seem right.

Just like those waterless car wash products. Thats bullshits!

Its just alcohol that evaporates right haha?

 

[Stoofy]

Its just alcohol that evaporates right haha?

If you cant drink it its not alcohol, simple!

Its just sprog in a bottle...

 

[Ecca]

Dude you're crazy you're crazy you're crazy

I will take that as a compliment

 

[Mr Beast]

Man I have a holes phobia. Fkn got goose bumbs just thinking about it

https://www.google.com/search?q=hol...e7oQSfw4DIAg&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAQ&biw=1525&bih=729

 

[Mr Invisible]

That sounds reasonable bro, some public toilets are bad big time.

One of these days I should write a book rating the public toilets of Australia, I reckon I've visisted a good majority of the ones in Sydney.

True there are some shockers out there, but then some hidden gems as well.

Actually that whole idea sounds seedy and wrong thinking back on it lol.

I do often wonder though, how much of the grafitti in them is legit (re numbers, etc lol).

 

[El_Magic]

I will take that as a compliment

I thought it would annoy you seems I only told you 3 times instead of twice or 4 times lol

 

[Ecca]

I thought it would annoy you seems I only told you 3 times instead of twice or 4 times lol

lol,

Too lazy to count words

 

[bLaQDoG..]

Man I have a holes phobia. Fkn got goose bumbs just thinking about it

https://www.google.com/search?q=hol...e7oQSfw4DIAg&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAQ&biw=1525&bih=729

Phobia for holes? Sux to be you during sexy time