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BootS

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> > PHARMACOLOGY
> >
> > In Pharmacology all drugs have two names..a trade name and a generic
> > name.
> >
> > For example the trade name of Tylenol is Acetaminophen. Aleve is
> > known as naproxen, Amoxil is amoxicillin and Advil is ibuprofen
> >
> > The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.
> > After consideration by a team of government experts it recently
announced
> > it had settled
> > on the generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also considered were
mycoxafailin,
> > mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix and of course ibepokin.
> >
> >
> > Pfizer Corp is making an announcement shortly that Viagra will soon
> > be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a
> > power beverage , suitable for use as a mixer. Pepsi's ad campaign
claims
> > it
> > will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
> >
> > Obviously, we can no longer consider this a soft drink. This additive
> > gives a
> > new meaning to the names cocktails, highballs and just a good old
> > fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name
> > of
> > "Mount & Do"
> >
> > The long term implications of drugs and medical procedures must be
> > fully considered. Over the last few years more money has been spent on
> > breast implants and Viagra than was spent on Alzheimer's research. It
is
> > believed that by the year 2030 there will be a large number of people
> > wandering around with large breasts and erections who can't remember
what
> > to
> > do with them
> >
 

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LOL

Obviously, we can no longer consider this a soft drink. This additive gives a new meaning to the names cocktails, highballs and just a good old fashioned stiff drink.
24 carat gold!
 

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LMAO.... good one BootS.... :D
 
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