in truth, I think men should be marketing themselves as mobile, after hours Covid-19 testing devices... think about it
* Covid-19 positive women have fever? well, you know where your temperature is best tested... let's see if you're too hot
* sore throat? let's check... take off your mask, open wide and say "ahhh!"
* shortness of breath? you shouldn't wear a mask with a mouthful anyway
* runny nose? sweetie, that ain't snot... and you're welcome
* loss of smell and taste? luckily, we have a two in one test for you... and you also get to prove you love us
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meant in jest, nothing more
