I don't know about Crickets, but Cicadas and men who make their car/motorbike exhausts loud as fuck are usually trying to do it to get a root. At least with Cicadas the noise pollution doesn't last year round and you can stomp the fuckers if you find them.
The problem with men and their noise machines is that their heads are so big, they don't realise they are being annoying more than anything. Any girl who is impressed by that shit needs to be given a full slut evaluation. As for cicadas... try find those little fuckers... they may sound as if they're right next to you but you can never spot them. IF I do (big IF), I prefer to give them a gentle nudge, see them fly around like crazy, then see a bird chase after it's dinner.
They hang out high in trees. I used to catch loads of them as a kid.
It was a top of the line Tom Tom Go 6200, which USED TO have a built in SIM Card, until the 2G network was turned off, and the bastards never advised people.
Two words: Molotov Cocktail.
I just use the maps app on my phone... I never speed so don't need to worry about speed cameras.
The problem isn't what to do with the Karmichaels, it's locating them to begin with.
WHICH FUCKEN GENIUS THOUGHT OF THAT IDEA???Referee 1: Gerard SuttonJob advertisements...
"Please include two referees, including you current manager"
RIGHTEO DICKHEAD. WHAT A BRILLIANT IDEA. WHAT A PERFECT WAY TO LET MY CURRENT MANAGER KNOW THAT I'M LOOKING FOR A DIFFERENT JOB.
I remember when I first entered the work force, I worked for this Strata company. Worst 7 weeks of my life. I was about to start looking for another job when they told me they would be ceasing with my probation effective immediately and gave me a weeks pay in lieu. Thank f**k they did that too because I couldn't fathom working in that shithole a day longer (Waterloo). Then the lady there told me that I can use her as a referee. I thought 'hold on... they just stopped my probation, why would they offer to be a referee?' - and I actually think that dumb blonde bitch was sleeping with the obese director.
Good ploy assuming they don't recognise your voice
A friend was telling me about a guy they had at their work that was absolutely useless. Complete waste of space. When he told them that he was looking for a job everyone jumped to give him a reference. The place he applied to called up two of his managers/supervisors and each said that he's the best employee they've ever had. Got rid of him quite easily.
Talk about smart. That's one way to get rid of someone lol.
No need to hold back here mate, we're all for it. What did you say to him?
@Noeasyday your best bet here is to entertain their conversation, find out the company name and charity and what the persons name is.
It was pretty tame, closed the car door so the kids couldn't hear and said, "I've politely told you no 3 times, you obviously don't understand so let me be perfectly clear, I'm not buying your shit, now fuck off". Got in the car and drove off, it was pretty satisfying though.
That's the way mate. The ones who annoy parents with kids are so inconsiderate. Rude arseholes.
