The NRL hits Las Vegas, where results on and off the field could be explosive

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Las Vegas is the perfect place for the NRL to launch its American revolution. Founded three years apart, the city (1905) and Australian rugby league (1908) have both risen from humble origins to become stages where risk, fame, fortune, drama, success and excess collide at speed.
When they come together this weekend, in a double-header showcase at Allegiant Stadium, the results – on field and off – could be as explosive as a cocktail jigger of nitro and glycerine.

Las Vegas is the “Atomic City” where people once sipped champagne cocktails in the Sky Room of the Desert Inn while watching
mushroom clouds from nearby nuclear explosions. It’s why the NRL is marketing itself as the world’s ultimate blood and thunder contact sport. Come for the carnage, stay for the entertainment and do a little gambling while you’re at it.

Elvis would have loved rugby league. With those hips, he’d have packed a hell of a sidestep. He’d have loved that league is a working man’s game with dreams to entertain the world. The pioneers who built it weren’t college kids, but coalminers and truck drivers, farmers and field hands, street cops and council workers. Every weekend they downed tools, donned their colours and played a violent, brilliant, passionate game for the public’s entertainment.
Yet the lead-up to this weekend has been all glitz and glamour. NFL legend Tom Brady threw bullet passes to Brisbane Broncos pin-up Reece Walsh. Hollywood stars Russell Crowe and Hugh Jackman are in town as the figureheads for the Rabbitohs v Sea Eagles clash. Super Bowl-winner and Taylor Swift-squeeze Travis Kelce and his bestie Patrick Mahomes are VIP invitees and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson wants to buy a franchise in a US rugby league competition.

Stars from the four teams on show have been busily wooing the US market as only they can. Souths’ centre Campbell Graham bluntly vowed the sides are “going to get out there and bash each other”. Manly speedster Jason Saab was more diplomatic, explaining to a baffled talk show that a rabbitoh was a totem and “a real animal” rather than repel Americans with the reality that it was a bloke who caught, skinned and sold bunnies at market a century back.
This bold venture is more about the ties that bind the two nations beyond $400bn in submarines. Crowe’s YouTube primer reminds Americans that NFL and NRL are brothers from another mother. Rugby league, he eloquently growls, “is football … but maybe not as you know it”, a game of gifted athletes, brilliant teamwork, complex strategies, curious laws and tribalism.

The NRL is in Las Vegas, like every other punter or entertainer in the city, to make money. It craves a slice of the $180bn the American Gambling Association says was bet in 2023, and a turbo-boost of the NRL brand to lure revenue from US broadcasters and sponsors. And it has timed its arrival cannily, landing Stateside after the NFL season has finished and before the basketball and ice hockey leagues reach the playoffs of their 82-game seasons.


But to win the grand prize of global recognition and riches, they must first bring the show. Crowe issues a battle cry that “for the first time NRL is being unleashed on Las Vegas”. It is an advertisement for the game but also a warning for the city: when the NRL’s players aren’t performing on Allegiant’s field-on-wheels, they’ll be at play in the vice playground of Sin City.
A fat stack of transgressions have already been waved off to get visas expedited and both countries have laid down covering fire for what could happen if it goes atomic. “US Ambassador Caroline Kennedy understands our culture and understands not every rugby league player has a completely clean sheet,” prime minister Anthony Albanese told radio after an NRL dirty dozen were interviewed (read the riot act) by US officials before flying out.

Fans of The Hangover can only imagine what fevered American dream may yet play out. Luckily, like Elvis, a convoy of minders are in Vegas to protect



Australia’s finest from its bright lights and prevent author Hunter S Thompson’s premonition in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: “There was madness in any direction, at any hour. You could strike sparks anywhere. There was a fantastic universal sense that whatever we were doing was right … we were winning.”

Whatever happens in Vegas this weekend can’t stay there. This is the first year of five NRL assaults on the US. Will America fall in love with rugby league and its “no pad, no helmets” players? How the cards fall may be immaterial. The real game will be played off the field.
 

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no matter what happens the media will kiss pvl arse and talk this up as a huge success
The return on investment for this overblown junket will be a good laughing point IMO. The Yanks would not give 2 shits about this bush league. The leagues that pre-teens play in over there would be run with more professionalism and integrity than V'landysball.
 

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The return on investment for this overblown junket will be a good laughing point IMO. The Yanks would not give 2 shits about this bush league. The leagues that pre-teens play in over there would be run with more professionalism and integrity than V'landysball.
Have you seen some of those college football marching bands for a start! Lol
 

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Deadset destroyed Allegiant stadium by painting NRL shit all over it, hopefully be returned to NFL within 6 hours after this shitshow.
 

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lol at all the doomsdayers saying shit league. Listen to the media outlets, place is going off. Regardless how much u apparently hate the so called bush league, yet follow it lol. Wish I was there, sounds incredible
 

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to put that into perspective normally 68 metres wide. 5.2 metres per player. NRLOLLL… Las Vegas - The width will be 63 metres, 4.8 metres per player. Sounds like they’re trying to showcase the physicality of the game.

*** how will the game be refereed? The teams will not care about the spectacle factor but will be focused on the results, meaning they will exploit the rules if the referee doesn’t blow the whistle for infringements.
 
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lol at all the doomsdayers saying shit league. Listen to the media outlets, place is going off. Regardless how much u apparently hate the so called bush league, yet follow it lol. Wish I was there, sounds incredible
It was in an indoor stadium, one of Greasy V'landys' farts would've burst eardrums in there. So that would account for the noise. 40000 crowd seems dubious IMO, the top 2 tiers were virtually empty when the camera panned back.
 

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lol at all the doomsdayers saying shit league. Listen to the media outlets, place is going off. Regardless how much u apparently hate the so called bush league, yet follow it lol. Wish I was there, sounds incredible
Best sport, worst admin
 

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FMD these clowns turn me off Vegas.

They act like they discovered the fkn place lol
The new 18th team will get a run in Vegas before the Bulldogs. Gus needs to use his media platform to start lobbying the NRL to get us over there next
 

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The return on investment for this overblown junket will be a good laughing point IMO. The Yanks would not give 2 shits about this bush league. The leagues that pre-teens play in over there would be run with more professionalism and integrity than V'landysball.
There will be a massive return on investment and hope they do it every year, it is a great idea and the spectacle was unreal.
 

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It was in an indoor stadium, one of Greasy V'landys' farts would've burst eardrums in there. So that would account for the noise. 40000 crowd seems dubious IMO, the top 2 tiers were virtually empty when the camera panned back.
Be easier to just enjoy the spectacle.
 

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It was in an indoor stadium, one of Greasy V'landys' farts would've burst eardrums in there. So that would account for the noise. 40000 crowd seems dubious IMO, the top 2 tiers were virtually empty when the camera panned back.
45,000+ tickets had been sold, the roof was never meant to be closed but the weather was atrocious outside, so many stayed away!

Before you say I bet most were freebies, Allegiance doesn't allow free tickets for games at the stadium more then the usual 1000 they give away to sponsors and the like, all were paid (Reported in multi media outlets)!

The lower 2 tiers are where the majority of the seating is and some were in level 3 also... the crowd looked 40,000!
Don't know why you seem to have hatred for this venture in your heart!

The game was shown live on fox sports 1 in the US... It's got more coverage for NRL in Australia and overseas then they could ever have imagined (Even in Victoria and AFL states)! Only blight of the day was Spencer Leniu the muppet!
 
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