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What a government says they will do,
what they set out to do
and what they ultimately achieve are always three
completely different things!
 

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Ashanti Circumcision Knife.
Second half of the 19th century. 9 1/2" total length. Forged iron blade with scalloped tip,
decorated with a band of addorsed crescents along the back and leading edge.
The butt terminal as two double loops, each suspending a cast brass crotal bell.
Grip of two wood scales, with brass band terminals and mixed brass wire wrap.
Fine uniform patina. The blade with scattered old pitting speckles on glossy
chocolate brown ground.
The decoration has old encrustation from use...
As with most African cultures, circumcision was a right of passage performed
on young pubescent boys thus ushering them into manhood.


♫♪ And the little bells make a happy sound! ♪♫
 

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His Sacred Excellency, Lieutenant Colonel, (Her Majesty's Coldstream Regiment of Foot Guards)
Viscount, Sir James Leo Tobias "Bunty" Mainwaring-Mainwaring Harcourt-Smyth.
MC, DSO, CBE and Two Bars.
Second Earl of Northumberland, Lord of the sink ports, Lord Protector of
the Grange and Norwich shire, Master of the North Shropshire Hunt.
Universities of Strasbourg graduate, Diplome d'Etudes Approfondies &
Paris, Diplome d'etudes superieures specialisees.
Oxford don, M.A. D.Phil. Ph.D. Ch.E. B.Eng AB BSc.
His final recorded words,

"Oh Phuck...!"
 

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And in the middle of everything,
Colonel Carruthers was heard to cry the immortal words...


"Shut-The-Fuck-Up you Scots Bastard!"
 
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