The Funny Picture/Meme Thread

[Hacky McAxe]

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Interesting fact. One gram of uranium contains 20 billion calories. So that burger would make you super fat.

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Inb4 I get cancelled

 

[Tassie Devil]

 

[Sandra's Bollocks]

 

[Tassie Devil]

 

[Cryptic Ghost]

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[Bulldog Wrestler]

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

 

[DaddyCool]

 

[DaddyCool]

 

[DaddyCool]

 

[DaddyCool]

 

[DaddyCool]

 

[DaddyCool]

 

[Grunthos]

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I went to a new Korean resterant last night, and let be tell you, it was the Dogs bolloks!

 

[Grunthos]

Hello Honey?
♪♫Hara Krishna, Hara Krishna,
Hara Rama, Hare Krishna, Krishna Vishnu!♫♪
Did I leave my bloody car keys at home again!?​

 

[Grunthos]

Here's a horrible thought.
In about 40 to 50 years there are going to be millions of little old
ladies running about with tattoos and pierced navels...! ​

 

[Grunthos]

My Penis.
"This is my Penis!
There are many other Blue-Veined One-Eyed Wonder Weasels like it,
but this Hard Spit'n Meat Maelstrom is mine!
My Ankle Spanker is my best friend. It is my life.
I must master it as I must master my life.
Pope John Pole III, without me is useless.
Without Count Longshlong von Junket Pump, I am useless.
I must fire my Purple-Helmeted Yogurt Thrower true.
I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me.
I will!
Capitan James T. Cock and myself know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire,
the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make.
We know that it is the splooge that count.
We will splooge!
My Cock-Throb'n Tally Whacker is human, even as I, because it is my life.
Thus I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths,
its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel.
I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage.
I will keep Ralph The Fur Faced Chicken clean and ready,
even as I am clean and ready.
We will become part of each other. We will!
Before God I swear this creed.
Mr Cocka-sore-ass Rex and myself are the defenders of my country.
We are the masters of our enemy.
We are the saviours of my life.
So be it, until there is no enemy, but Peace!"
With my deepest apologies and respect to the U.S. Marine Corps.

(I sent this to the Marines at Parris Island and they tell me it's now haning in the sergeants' mess bar.)​

 

[Grunthos]

Grunthos running in the city to surf! ​