The Funny Picture/Meme Thread

[Moedogg]

 

[Hacky McAxe]

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I didn't see the cupboard at first, and my immediate thought was, "She has dementia and forgot that it's her own underwear"

 

[MoNkEy]

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

 

[MoNkEy]

 

[Hacky McAxe]

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I have a tradition. Everytime I mow the lawn I have to put on "Judas Priest - Breaking the Law" so I can sing, "Mowing the Lawn, Mowing the Lawn"

 

[BlackJackBulldog]

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

 

[DaddyCool]

 

[Dognacious]

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Beer and hand jobs? Sounds like a good night out.

 

[Caveman]

 

[DinkumDog]

Pickup Line. Points for trying :

 

[MoNkEy]

 

[Dognacious]

I once knew someone who had a pickup line of, and I quote: "I'd love to suck the shit out of your arse".

He swore that he was successful on a number of occasions.

Not sure which clubs he frequented but they must have had a high class of clientele...................Sutto's perhaps?

Dont think id want the chick who would say yes to that lol

 

[Grunthos]

I studied animal husbandry for a while,
until they caught me at it one day...

 

[Grunthos]

The Five Secrets to a Great Relationship.
1. It is important to find a partner who works around the house, occasionally
cooks and cleans and who has a job.
2. It is important to find a partner who makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a partner who is dependable and doesn't lie.
4. It is important to find a partner who's good in bed and who loves to have sex with you.
5. It is most important that these four people should never meet!!!

 

[Grunthos]

Feb 14
The eve of the Roman feast of Lupercalia.
Naked youths would run through Rome, anointed with the blood of
sacrificed dogs and goats, waving thongs cut from the goats.
If a young woman was struck by the thong, fertility was assured.
Pope Gelasius 1st decided this was all a bit too much, and co-opted the
Roman holiday to be the Feast of St. Valentine in 484 A.D.
A wise decision I feel.

 

[Grunthos]

How to motivate your schools
junior cadet unit.

"WHAT-IS-YOUR-DEFECT NUMB-NUTS!
YOU WILL SHOW RESPECT FOR
YOUR SUPERIORES!
YOU WILL LEARN THE DRILLS!
YOU WILL LEARN THE WAYS OF MY
BELOVED CORE AND WILL DIE FOR YOUR COUNTRY IF NECESSARY
AND
YOU-WILL-LIKE-IT!
OR I WILL TEAR YOUR EYES OUT OF
THERE SOCKETS AND
SCULL-FUCK-YOU!
AND THEN.
AND ONLY THEN.
YOU WILL FINALLY BE
BORN-AGAIN-HARD!
DO I MAKE MY SELF CLEAR!!!"

 

[Alan79]

Pickup Line. Points for trying :
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Knowing my luck if I tried that line the woman would find me a running wood chipper.

I once knew someone who had a pickup line of, and I quote: "I'd love to suck the shit out of your arse".

He swore that he was successful on a number of occasions.

Not sure which clubs he frequented but they must have had a high class of clientele...................Sutto's perhaps?

My best mate used to say you'd suck the farts out of her ass to let you know he thoughts a girl was gorgeous.