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Kiwipup said:
Can someone send a memo to Baa to clean up his front yard and cut the grass to keep these massive Eastern Browns away!!!!!

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Used to live 2 streets up from him. Went to the same local. Fkn champion of a bloke.

We have a national park that neighbours Abbotsbury so not that rare.
 
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Kiwipup said:
Can someone send a memo to Baa to clean up his front yard and cut the grass to keep these massive Eastern Browns away!!!!!

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Looks like those Agavesin the background have been hacked. Only good as a feature not everywhere.
 
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theres a lace monitor lurking near my property. don't wanna go on about the dog thing but I call the animal rescue people and they start laughing. Leave it alone, they say. It is at best a small, dog eating dragon. Watched it scurry up a tree while minor birds went batshit, must have been chomping on a nest. apparently natives can slaughter each other, but the descendants of convicts and their dogs need to just deal with it. won't say where i live exactly but there really shouldn't be a lace monitor ganking wildlife in my backyard. if it comes on the property its St Patrick time
 
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KakkaDog said:
theres a lace monitor lurking near my property. don't wanna go on about the dog thing but I call the animal rescue people and they start laughing. Leave it alone, they say. It is at best a small, dog eating dragon. Watched it scurry up a tree while minor birds went batshit, must have been chomping on a nest. apparently natives can slaughter each other, but the descendants of convicts and their dogs need to just deal with it. won't say where i live exactly but there really shouldn't be a lace monitor ganking wildlife in my backyard. if it comes on the property its St Patrick time
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Protected native species mate, let the fucker eat the minor birds they aren’t . But don’t kill it you’ll end up in more shit than Flash Gordon.
PS. It won’t eat your dog :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
 
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maroondog72 said:
Protected native species mate, let the fucker eat the minor birds they aren’t . But don’t kill it you’ll end up in more shit than Flash Gordon.
PS. It won’t eat your dog :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
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they're noisy minors, which are native, even though they're massive ***** who chase out every other bird from the area then fight each other and swoop my dog.

If it comes on the property, I will burn it with fire and chop its head off, as any animal would should an intruder enter their domicile.

I called the animal rescue people and they had a giggle. So be it.
 
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KakkaDog said:
they're noisy minors, which are native, even though they're massive ***** who chase out every other bird from the area then fight each other and swoop my dog.

If it comes on the property, I will burn it with fire and chop its head off, as any animal would should an intruder enter their domicile.
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My money is on the Monitor, it will fuck you up. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
 
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Nasheed here,
Why is Terry Lamb living in Abbotsbury and not in a mansion in Bondi or somewhere?
Or at least in d area where lebbos will give in free coffee and manoush wherever he goes
 
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KakkaDog said:
theres a lace monitor lurking near my property. don't wanna go on about the dog thing but I call the animal rescue people and they start laughing. Leave it alone, they say. It is at best a small, dog eating dragon. Watched it scurry up a tree while minor birds went batshit, must have been chomping on a nest. apparently natives can slaughter each other, but the descendants of convicts and their dogs need to just deal with it. won't say where i live exactly but there really shouldn't be a lace monitor ganking wildlife in my backyard. if it comes on the property its St Patrick time
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years ago my big Dane Bully cross dog caught a 6ft goanna and came running out of the bush with it trying to give it to me and I was running up the creek with the dog trying to give me this fucking goanna and the goanna snapping at my arse
 
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no1bulldog said:
years ago my big Dane Bully cross dog caught a 6ft goanna and came running out of the bush with it trying to give it to me and I was running up the creek with the dog trying to give me this fucking goanna and the goanna snapping at my arse
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What a king/queen! also have a great Dane, they can be so gentle to a baby, then as you said humble a massive reptile without a second thought
 
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KakkaDog said:
they're noisy minors, which are native, even though they're massive ***** who chase out every other bird from the area then fight each other and swoop my dog.

If it comes on the property, I will burn it with fire and chop its head off, as any animal would should an intruder enter their domicile.

I called the animal rescue people and they had a giggle. So be it.
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You got to watch those lace monitors

Tricky fuckers....
 
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Nasheed said:
Nasheed here,
Why is Terry Lamb living in Abbotsbury and not in a mansion in Bondi or somewhere?
Or at least in d area where lebbos will give in free coffee and manoush wherever he goes
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Cuz he wants to
 
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maroondog72 said:
Protected native species mate, let the fucker eat the minor birds they aren’t . But don’t kill it you’ll end up in more shit than Flash Gordon.
PS. It won’t eat your dog :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
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Wish I had one to eat the mynas at my place, I had to dispose of them myself
 
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