Take credit

[Captain Kickass]

That photo from when you were drugged off your face? That was brilliant!!!

That's the one ... :thumb:

I included the post-operation drainage pouch for added-gore.

 

[Flanagun]

best kennel athlete:
tallest kennelers:
best looking:
slept with most women:
slept with most men (this wont be claimed imo):
richest:
bench press the most weight:
best dressed:
most likely to win bodybuilder contest:
best car:
best looking partner:
most likely to become PM of aus:
biggest penis:
smallest vagina:
best chef:
most likely to win aus idol:
most travelled:
most bilingual:
most charitable:
able to drink the most alcohol:
able to eat the most food:

AND best at taking credit for other people's natural gifts and accomplishments...

 

[Flanagun]

in other words none of the above....I might nominate myself for most likely to win idol if I didn't hate the friggin show.

 

[dogie]

I am going to claim smallest vagina

 

[dogkat]

I am going to claim smallest vagina

That's extraordinarily brave of you.

Some might claim it means "not getting any".

The better option might be to claim to be the Kenneller with the best pelvic floor muscles!

 

[steve1700]

I've slept with a lot of women

 

[Bob dog]

I've slept with a lot of women

But were they quality?

 

[oso bad]

I was going to say biggest eater but Rodzilla beats me hands down.
I nominate myself for the biggest looser ie
I have played in the following grand finals and lost them all some of them multiple times.
Indoor Cricket
Indoor Soccer
Soccer
Oztag
I think all up 8 grand finals and always a looser

 

[Moe]

I've slept with a lot of women

But were they quality?

And what species were they?

 

[HITM3N]

well some things we can discuss like if someone wants to challenge my food claims then we can put down truthful evidence

for example i can eat a 3 quarters of a killa burger with large fries and large ribs before completing the burger a few hours later tbh

im not too sure people want to go into the details about how rich they are though

The Killa Burgers are so Bloody Big. I could Manage to eat like half of it, and wouldn't eat the chips!

 

[Natboy]

The Killa Burgers are so Bloody Big. I could Manage to eat like half of it, and wouldn't eat the chips!

Wish there was one near me. Is it as good as I've heard?

 

[steve1700]

But were they quality?

Sometimes you have to take the bad with the good, just put the Australian flag over there face.

 

[Captain Kickass]

I've slept with a lot of women

But were they quality?

And what species were they?

..... and were they paid by the hour ?

Sometimes you have to take the bad with the good, just put the Australian flag over there face.

This is true .... but what's with the flag ?

That's one step removed from a 2am laneway attacker.

 

[Stoofy]

Wish there was one near me. Is it as good as I've heard?

Pretty average food thats fairly expensive. I have been once & will never go again.

I would rather pay more & get an excellent meal from a proper restaurant.

 

[Ghost of Dime]

..... and were they paid by the hour ?


This is true .... but what's with the flag ?

That's one step removed from a 2am laneway attacker.

if you never had a pull thinking of the Straya flag, you're no true Aussie

 

[steve1700]

..... and were they paid by the hour ?


This is true .... but what's with the flag ?

Doing it for your country.

 

[Natboy]

Pretty average food thats fairly expensive. I have been once & will never go again.

I would rather pay more & get an excellent meal from a proper restaurant.

Cool I won't waste my money. Thanks mate

 

[-Kurry-]

There's one there that I would obviously win, but I think I'd prefer people to make their own presumption.

 

[Rodzilla]

There's one there that I would obviously win, but I think I'd prefer people to make their own presumption.

obviously best looking and slept with the most men

maybe even most likely to win aus idol?

 

[bulldogs_fan_69]

obviously best looking and slept with the most men

maybe even most likely to win aus idol?

big call. pics to confirm?