Singer/Guitar player need for Easts Pisstake

[thebrow]

Same as the Rapper needed thread I am looking for a singer / guitar player / cover band to put to song my Version of the Jimmy Barnes Classic " Working Class Man"

Here it is.

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Sydney Roosters Fan


Rorting hard to make us winners
Fiddling with the pays
a father, son left to carry on
another Grand Final loss is his pain

oh oh oh he's a Sydney Roosters Fan

well he's a city ford disciple
no junior league you’ll find
their buying like a cyclone
across the Bondi sky

oh oh oh he's a Sydney Roosters Fan

he believes that god is Phil Gould
he gets a latte when he can
he spends his time at Bondi
still mad at Walkers hands
he's a simple man
where ethics are not told
his head stuck in the sand


oh he's a Sydney Roosters Fan

well he loves a little backdoor
someday he'll make a good wife
writing tonnes of poetry
is the one love of his life
he‘ll get no premiership tomorrow
his teams now done its dash
it’s got no heart or spirit
Just interested in the cash

oh oh oh he's a Sydney Roosters Fan
oh oh oh he's a Sydney Roosters Fan
oh yeah
yes he is
well he's a Sydney Roosters Fan
oh
ma ma . . . . . . . i tell you he's a Sydney Roosters Fan

(bv)
Sydney Roosters
Sydney Roosters Fan

yes he is

(bv)
Sydney Roosters
Sydney Roosters Fan

i wanna tell you he's a Sydney Roosters Fan

(bv)
Sydney Roosters
Sydney Roosters Fan

ma ma ma

(bv)
Flaming Homo
Sydney Roosters Fan

i got to tell you he's a Sydney Roosters Fan

(bv)
under the table
Sydney Roosters Fan

(bv)
Sydney Roosters
Sydney Roosters Fan

i tell you he's a Sydney Roosters Fan
(bv)
Sydney Roosters
Sydney Roosters Fan


(bv)
Sydney Roosters
Sydney Roosters Fan


i tell you he's a Sydney Roosters Fan

 

[K E]

LOL!

My new best friend.

 

[Hammer]

Thats a great song.

 

[Bulldog Power]

top stuff mate

 

[SBW_Fan]

LOL excellent song

 

[roc-a-fella]

lol good stuff m8!

 

[Anil]

Bahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaaa

 

[Özil]

another brow classic... this would be piss funny if you posted this up on the wall hehe

 

[LiTTLEMiSSWOG]

hahaha

 

[bulldogs_chick16]

awesome

 

[Christabella]

LOL Is that another one of your creations ? Well Done ... I am sure I saw that (or perhaps it was just something similar) doing the rounds after the NRL Grand Final.

I have three of my own on the Roosters fans to the tunes of Crowded House - Don't Dream It's Over, Hootie and the Blowfish - Let Her Cry and The Cranberries- Zombie

If you find someone who could produce these sort of songs we could get a whole CD together. With the number of people who dislike the Roosters out there it would hit number one for sure!

 

[Baby Dogg]

excellent song A+++++++++

 

[MzBulldog83]

Sydney Roosters Fan


Rorting hard to make us winners
Fiddling with the pays
a father, son left to carry on
another Grand Final loss is his pain

oh oh oh he's a Sydney Roosters Fan

..said from the heart..lol

brilliant! pmlllllllllllllll hehehe

 

[thebrow]

LOL Is that another one of your creations ? Well Done ... I am sure I saw that (or perhaps it was just something similar) doing the rounds after the NRL Grand Final.

I have three of my own on the Roosters fans to the tunes of Crowded House - Don't Dream It's Over, Hootie and the Blowfish - Let Her Cry and The Cranberries- Zombie

If you find someone who could produce these sort of songs we could get a whole CD together. With the number of people who dislike the Roosters out there it would hit number one for sure!

It was going around during the GF , I posted it here also. Its just coming up to the time of year where I feel like hammering the Roosters again so I thought I would repost. Plus I really do want to hear it sung.

 

[thebrow]

Well an absolute legend named Retread who is an admin at http://forums.rleague.com/ has put it to song. If anyone wants to hear it PM me there email and I will send it to them.

 

[thebrow]

LOL Is that another one of your creations ? Well Done ... I am sure I saw that (or perhaps it was just something similar) doing the rounds after the NRL Grand Final.

I have three of my own on the Roosters fans to the tunes of Crowded House - Don't Dream It's Over, Hootie and the Blowfish - Let Her Cry and The Cranberries- Zombie

If you find someone who could produce these sort of songs we could get a whole CD together. With the number of people who dislike the Roosters out there it would hit number one for sure!

PM me the lyrics and I will send it to them and see if they can put it to song for you.

 

[Christabella]

PM me the lyrics and I will send it to them and see if they can put it to song for you.

Well here is the best one of the three ... I think the others might need a little more tweaking first.

Stop Dreaming, it’s over!

We are chickens within
We are Roosters without
a premiership that had all teams in the comp
There's a battle ahead,
Many battles are lost
And it will be the end of the road
For our mate Freddy

Hey now, hey now
Don't dream it's over
Hey now, hey now
When the Dogs come out
They come, they come
To play the game against us
We know we can’t win

Now where’s Chris Walker?
There's a hole in the defence
In his corner Doggies score again
God he makes me tense
In the paper today
Tales of how they celebrate
Lets just turn right over to the cartoon page

Hey now, hey now
Don't dream it's over
Hey now, hey now
When the Dogs come out
They come, they come
To play the game against us
We know we can’t win

Now I’m walking in Bondi
Hearing Lebanese drums
And I'm counting the days until 2005 starts
Life without Fittler ahead
Not sure just how we will do
Know the feeling
supporting such a hopeless team

Hey now, hey now
Don't dream it's over
Hey now, hey now
When the Dogs come out
They come, they come
To play the game against us
We know we can’t win


I have a whole lot more good ones, not based on the Roosters but the Bulldogs or NRL teams in general. There was a thread full of them at the old kennel that got lost in the transfer.

 

[Christabella]

Here are a couple of the general ones I was able to dig up off another site:
to the tune of Blink 182's "Whats My Age Again?" I call this the antitheme because I came up with it for the fans who don't want to declare: "Thats my team!"

What's My Team Again?

I went out the other Friday night
To watch my team play with all their might
They started out ok, scoring the first try
But then they gave up and they lost
And that's about the time that I walked out on them
Nobody likes you when you lose each game
and are such a really big shame
Why don't they sack the coach?
My friends say I should support my team
What's my team again?
What's my team again?

Then later on, the very next week
I couldn't help myself I had to take a peek
But they were terrible, even worse than before
They were losing by a cricket score
And that's about the time that I turned it off again
Nobody likes you when you lose each game
and each week it's just the same
Why should I care at all?
My friends say I should support my team
What's my team again?
What's my team again?

And that's about the time I got the ****s with them
Nobody likes you when you lose each game
Longing for the teams of yester-year
What the hell is wrong with them?
My friends say I should support my team
What's my team again?
What's my team again?
And that's about the time I said I'd never watch again
It's just a game, I wont take it seriously
With many years ahead, they might improve
But I don't care anymore
I never want to support my team
What's my team again?
What's my team again?

 

[Gutty]

U guys should apply for IDOL or something like that ! Then when u get in the audition you can sing those ! The whole of Oz could hear it then !

 

[Christabella]

I though I'd add one more for the crappy teams then two for the good ones to even it out. If you want more I will PM you

This Season

(from Powderfinger's These Days)

It's coming round again
The National Rugby League
Season here once more
Soon enough it comes
Lets settle down and play
Keep the other team at bay
Put pressure on them today
This game well it's slipping right through our hands
This seasons turned out nothing like what we planned
It's coming round again
Another footy game
This time its just the same
Too much of a fast pace
They're always in our face
Pressure us into mistakes
Soon enough it comes
Here it is again
Another loss at hand
We're never in command
Soon enough it's over
We're sitting in last place
An absolute disgrace
Undignified and lame
The ball well it's slipping right through his hands
This seasons turned out much worse than we had planned
Ball control? huh it's slips right through my hands
This games turned out nothing like I had planned
Soon enough the defence
Soon enough the defence has tied us down
It's coming round again
next, next season we'll improve
These games well their slipping right through our hands
These seasons turned out nothing like we had planned
Ball control? huh it just slips through my hands
This seasons turned out worse than we had planned



Smells Like Team Spirit

(from Smells like Teen Spirit by Nirvana)

Finals have come
So bring your friends
Not here to lose
nor to pretend
Been here before
and rest assured
Premiers?
I know a dirty word

hello, how low? (repeat)

With the the ball now we are dangerous
Here we are now
Entertainers
Winning feeling it's contagious
Here we are now
Entertainers
In attack show
skill and bravado
In denfence we'll
Conceed zero
Yeah

Playing footy, what I do best
And for this gift I feel blessed
Our footy team has always been
And always winning 'til the end

hello, how low? (repeat)

In defence now just as dangerous
Here we are now
You can't break us
Winning feeling it's contagious
Here we are now
You can't break us
In attack show
skill and bravado
In denfence we'll
Conceed zero
Yeah

And don't forget
Just why we're here
Oh yeah, that trophy makes it worthwile
We fought real hard
It was hard to grind
we'll win, don't worry, nevermind

hello, how low? (repeat)

With the the ball now we are dangerous
Here we are now
Entertainers
Winning feeling it's contagious
Here we are now
Entertainers
In attack show
skill and bravado
In denfence we'll
Conceed zero
Don't deny us ... (repeat)



Premiers

(from Millenium by Robbie Williams)

That field will determine our fate
And we’re praying it’s not too late
Premiers
All the fans and players
Across each club the same
Everybody hoping
To be there on that last game
We can’t slow down (not now)
Don’t wanna go down
Run around the other team
Play the game how it suits you
Work together as a group
There’s someone to pass it too
But don’t slow down (slow down)
And we wont fall down

CHORUS:
That field will determine our fate
And we’re praying it’s not too late
‘Cause we know what will await
Premiers

Built for this all season
Didn’t expect it to come so soon
Injuries in August
Struggled to win in June
Some fans are very cynical
In their team they have no faith
But we’ll enjoy this madness
‘Cause next year’s another Grand Final day

CHORUS

Come and have a go if you think you are hard enough
Come and have a go if you think you are hard enough

CHORUS

Then for those teams where it’s too little too late
Remember next year’s not that long too wait
No that’s not sarcasm in my eyes

CHORUS