Few observations:
1. WankBest - I know its been raining a lot, but for a new ground the draining is very poor. Also, surely those soccer lines are distracting the players as much as they are me?
2. Points - Never mind the wins. I can't even see where this team is going to score tries from this season. There is just no go-forward.
3. Penalties - You know how you get penalties? By actually going at the defence harder and faster than a team of under 12s, and actually making the defense do some work.
I know the conditions are terrible, but both sides are playing on the same paddock, and they seem to actually be able to make metres, and are moving at twice the speed around the ruck as we are. The 2nd half could blow out (of course i sure as hell hope not!).