Relationship Advice

[Tassie Devil]

Over the years I'm sure we've all accumilated some knowledge into the world of dating, so I thought it'd be a good place to help some of the youngsters on here. Because, let's be honest, there seems to be a lot of virgins on here.

So, what's your best advice for a young you looking to hit up the opposite sex? Below you can find a list of mistakes I've made in the bedroom, perhaps you can add to them?

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Here's my dating advice from the last time I dated.

You need a dowry. Preferably a cow or multiple cows. Talk to her father and start negotiating. Don't make the mistake of settling early. He may want 3 cows but he'll probably settle for 2.

 

[Tassie Devil]

Here's my dating advice from the last time I dated.

You need a dowry. Preferably a cow or multiple cows. Talk to her father and start negotiating. Don't make the mistake of settling early. He may want 3 cows but he'll probably settle for 2.

Haha.

Hmm. just a follow up for the youngens on here. Research where you're making such dowrys. Cows don't work in Marocco. Only camels. Trust me

 

[Bazildog]

Never fart on a first date, unless she farts first.

 

[Dogmonster]

Was that a fanny fart.

 

[Bazildog]

Was that a fanny fart.

Mine wasn’t…

 

[Tassie Devil]

Mine wasn’t…

Haha. Did she or you release first?

 

[Dogmonster]

Tell your dad to put his shitbox on the road, so I can park my beast in the driveway.

 

[Bazildog]

Haha. Did she or you release first?

By release you mean gas or ….

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Never fart on a first date, unless she farts first.

Reminds me of the old gay joke..

3 guys are sitting in a bar. First guy farts and it sounds like a soft breeze passing through a forest. Next guy farts and it's wind through a large tunnel. Almost silent.

3rd guy farts and it's a meaty, chunky, loud fart with arse cheeks vibrating and thundering through the bar. The first two guys look at the 3rd guy and shout, "virgin!"

 

[Bulldogsteve]

Reminds me of the old gay joke..

3 guys are sitting in a bar. First guy farts and it sounds like a soft breeze passing through a forest. Next guy farts and it's wind through a large tunnel. Almost silent.

3rd guy farts and it's a meaty, chunky, loud fart with arse cheeks vibrating and thundering through the bar. The first two guys look at the 3rd guy and shout, "virgin!"

the old joke when your mate farts, the response is " smells like cum", oldy but always works

 

[The DoggFather]

Here's my dating advice from the last time I dated.

You need a dowry. Preferably a cow or multiple cows. Talk to her father and start negotiating. Don't make the mistake of settling early. He may want 3 cows but he'll probably settle for 2.

We found Indiandog!

 

[Dogmonster]

If her undies are on clothesline try not sniffing, as her parents may see you.

 

[Dogmonster]

Geez I hope you don't end up looking like your mum, big no no.

 

[The DoggFather]

Geez I hope you don't end up looking like your mum, big no no.

What If you're into MILFs?

I've dated a couple of girls that their mum's were hotter than they were.

 

[Dogmonster]

What If you're into MILFs?

I've dated a couple of girls that their mum's were hotter than they were.

Love a good Milf.
In that case let your imagination run wild and hope it turns out to be a pornhub special, mother teaching daughter.

 

[Alan79]

Here's my dating advice from the last time I dated.

You need a dowry. Preferably a cow or multiple cows. Talk to her father and start negotiating. Don't make the mistake of settling early. He may want 3 cows but he'll probably settle for 2.

In some cases the third cow is only fair since you're taking one off his hands.

 

[Grunthos]

Over the years I'm sure we've all accumilated some knowledge into the world of dating, so I thought it'd be a good place to help some of the youngsters on here. Because, let's be honest, there seems to be a lot of virgins on here.

So, what's your best advice for a young you looking to hit up the opposite sex? Below you can find a list of mistakes I've made in the bedroom, perhaps you can add to them?

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Shouting your own name during sex is conceted, during mastibation is just weard..!

 

[Grunthos]

Never fart on a first date, unless she farts first.

And always compliment her on the smell.

 

[Tassie Devil]

Shouting your own name during sex is conceted, during mastibation is just weard..!

Oh ... So you're calling me weird now? There's just something about my name that does it for me ...