What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops? Guardians of the Galaxy.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,367 Reaction score 99,556 Dec 30, 2022 #1,961 What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops? Guardians of the Galaxy.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,367 Reaction score 99,556 Dec 30, 2022 #1,962 My doctor told me I'm going deaf. The news was hard for me to hear.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,367 Reaction score 99,556 Dec 30, 2022 #1,963 The last thing my grandfather told me was “It’s worth spending money on good speakers.” That was some sound advice.
The last thing my grandfather told me was “It’s worth spending money on good speakers.” That was some sound advice.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,367 Reaction score 99,556 Dec 30, 2022 #1,964 An invisible man married an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,367 Reaction score 99,556 Dec 30, 2022 #1,965 Shout out to my grandma. That's the only way she can hear.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,367 Reaction score 99,556 Dec 30, 2022 #1,966 Where are mathematicians buried? The Symmetry.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,367 Reaction score 99,556 Dec 30, 2022 #1,967 How do the trees get on the internet? They log on.
south of heaven Kennel Immortal Premium Member Joined Mar 6, 2014 Messages 29,255 Reaction score 25,713 Dec 31, 2022 #1,968 Did you hear about the Italian Chef that died? He pasta way.
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Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,367 Reaction score 99,556 Jan 2, 2023 #1,971 My wife says she’s leaving me because she thinks I’m too obsessed with astronomy. What planet is she on?!
My wife says she’s leaving me because she thinks I’m too obsessed with astronomy. What planet is she on?!
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,367 Reaction score 99,556 Jan 2, 2023 #1,972 What do you call a German who is going bald? Herr Loss.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,367 Reaction score 99,556 Jan 2, 2023 #1,973 This morning I coughed up a pawn, a knight, and a bishop. I must have a chess infection.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,367 Reaction score 99,556 Jan 2, 2023 #1,974 Why are your fingers the most reliable part of the body? You can always count on them.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,367 Reaction score 99,556 Jan 3, 2023 #1,975 Police have arrested the World tongue-twister Champion. They said he'll be given a tough sentence.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,367 Reaction score 99,556 Jan 3, 2023 #1,976 Where's the best place to keep your stairs? In a staircase.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,367 Reaction score 99,556 Jan 3, 2023 #1,977 I asked my wife if I was the only one she’d been with. She said yes, all the others had been nines and tens.
I asked my wife if I was the only one she’d been with. She said yes, all the others had been nines and tens.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,367 Reaction score 99,556 Jan 3, 2023 #1,978 I used a rectal thermometer because I was told they are more accurate, But it sure tastes worse!
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,367 Reaction score 99,556 Jan 3, 2023 #1,979 I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year. But then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.
I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year. But then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,367 Reaction score 99,556 Jan 3, 2023 #1,980 My friend was showing me his tool shed, and pointed to a ladder. "That's my stepladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
My friend was showing me his tool shed, and pointed to a ladder. "That's my stepladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."