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Bulldog Wrestler

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I failed my driver's test today.

The instructor asked me, “What do you do at a red light?"

I said, “I usually check Twitter and also see what people are up to on Facebook.”
 

Mr 95%

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A woman gets onto a bus with her baby.
The bus driver says, “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!”
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, “The driver just insulted me!”
The man says, “There’s no call for that. You go right up there and tell him off. Go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
 

Gene Krupa

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Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta-way.

What is Forrest Gump’s email password? 1forrest1

What do you call a fish with no eye? Fsh.
 
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