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Bulldog Wrestler

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I opened my pay envelope today and found it was full of parsley.

Someone garnished my wages.
 

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Took me a while, but i found a pic of @Bulldog Wrestler View attachment 37284
Ha, I used to do some work with Elliott (real name Jack). Dryer than a martini. One of my favourite gags of his was: ‘My friend told me he had sinusitis, hepatitis, bronchitis, gastritis, appendicitis, conjunctivitis, laryngitis, gingivitis, tonsillitis, and arthritis’. So I said to him: ‘Well, at least you have your health’ :tearsofjoy:.
 
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