Dad jokes

[Owey]

I'm developing a new fragrance for introverts.

It's called, "Leave me the fuh cologne."

Did you hear that they invented an air freshener that uses mind control to operate it.....?


Makes scents if you think about it [emoji1787][emoji1787]

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

 

[dogluva]

Why did the Cyclops close its school?
It only had one pupil.....

What do you call a man in a tree with a brief case?
A branch manager....

Who is better than Ted Danson?
Ted Danson and singin'....

What is an astronauts favourite part of the computer?

The space bar...

 

[Kung fu man]

My sex life"s so bad i named my waterbed the Dead Sea!

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

 

[Smartseal]

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

 

[BlackJackBulldog]

 

[Marki]

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?


Gangrape.

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

Did you hear about the Giant with diarrhea?

It's all over town.

 

[N4TE]

What’s the difference between Cinderella and Dave Warner? Cinderella knew when to leave the ball..

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

My wife asked me today if I had seen the dog bowl.

I said, no I didn't know he could.

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

Just started my job as an executioner.

I'll beheading there soon!

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

Where do bad rainbows go?

Prism, but its a light sentence.

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

An armed man ran into a real estate agency and shouted:

"Nobody move!"

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

Which is faster, hot or cold?

Hot, because you can catch a cold.

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

My chiropractor and I got into this terrible fight in the middle of my neck treatment.

Now I have to spend the rest of my life looking over my shoulder.