Really bad jokes

[Moedogg]

A guy sat next to me in the bus today and pulled out a photo of his wife.

He asked me “Ain’t she beautiful?”

I said “If you think she’s beautiful, you should see my wife”

He replied with “ Why, is she a stunner as well?”


I said “ No, she’s an optician”

 

[DinkumDog]

@Moedogg reminds me of the two blokes who run into each other at Woolies:

#1: 'Sorry mate, just looking for my wife and didn't see you there'.
#2: 'No worries, I'm looking for my wife too'.
#1: 'What does she look like?'
#2: '180cm, long tanned legs, blonde hair and big boobs - what does yours look like?'
#1: 'Nevermind, let's look for your wife' .

 

[Moedogg]

@Moedogg reminds me of the two blokes who run into each other at Woolies:

#1: 'Sorry mate, just looking for my wife and didn't see you there'.
#2: 'No worries, I'm looking for my wife too'.
#1: 'What does she look like?'
#2: '180cm, long tanned legs, blonde hair and big boobs - what does yours look like?'
#1: 'Nevermind, let's look for your wife' .

LOL!!